I ain't camera-shy no more! After starring in four hamsterporn flics (one was nominated for an academy award, for some obscure reason) and three Breadway musicals (it's the alley behind the local Shop N' Lift, where the *real* scene is at), I have no problem gracing you with my untouchable beauty (untoucheable unless you're a Russian Hamster or Prostitute);
You're a sexy bitch iTech! Well, a bitch for certain... No wait!
I took some pictures when I was locked up for crimes I did not commit (without getting caught), as souvenirs for my daughters to show in class on Father's day. Gotta love the justice system;
(I was underfed here due to the crappy prisonfood they tried to torture us with - no way in hell I'm eating fish eggs on a cracker and drinking grape juice with alcohol in it brewed by some retard in a French monastery hundreds of years ago - wanna give me food poisoning?)
Me and some guy before I broke out of that joint by murdering several jail keepers, utilizing toilet paper rolls and a tuberculosis-infected excrement-drenched mattress;
I'll explain all this jail shit in better detail in a post soon. I'm under electronic surveillance right now so I should have the time.