The Duck Truth

[Veho]

It is a spooky but inescapable fact of life that no matter where you are, no matter what you do, somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you. Watching...

 

[impeeza]

 

[slaphappygamer]

WHAT THE DUCK?!?!!

 

[impeeza]

anatidaephobia

 

[Spring_Spring]

WHAT THE DUCK?!?!!


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that's a goose.

 

[Veho]

I am a man who walks alone
And when I'm walking a duck road
At night or strolling through the park
When the light begins to change
I sometimes feel a little strange
A little anxious when there's ducks
Fear of the duck
Fear of the duck
I have a constant fear that something's always near
Fear of the duck
Fear of the duck
I have a phobia that someone's always there
Have you run your fingers down the wall
And have you felt your neck skin crawl
When you're searching for the light?
Sometimes when you're scared to take a look
At the corner of the room
You've sensed that something's watching you
Fear of the duck
Fear of the duck
I have a constant fear that something's always near
Fear of the duck
Fear of the duck
Have a phobia that someone's always there
Have you ever been alone at night
Thought you heard footsteps behind
And turned around and no one's there?
And as you quacken up your pace
You find it hard to look again
Because you're sure there's someone there
Fear of the duck
Fear of the duck
I have a constant fear that something's always near
Fear of the duck
Fear of the duck
have a phobia that someone's always there
Fear of the duck
Fear of the duck
Fear of the duck
Fear of the duck
Fear of the duck
Fear of the duck
Fear of the duck
Fear of the duck
Watching horror films the night before
Debating witches and folklore
The unknown troubles on your mind
Maybe your mind is playing tricks
You sense and suddenly eyes fix
On dancing shadows from behind
Fear of the duck
Fear of the duck
I have a constant fear that something's always near
Fear of the duck
Fear of the duck
Have a phobia that someone's always there
Fear of the duck
Fear of the duck
I have a constant fear that something's always near
Fear of the duck
Fear of the duck
Have a phobia that someone's always there
When I'm walking a duck road
I am a man who walks alone

 

[impeeza]

that's a goose.

Geese are not ducks? they give me the same fear.

 

[Veho]

Geese are worse.

 

[impeeza]

Geese are worse.

yeah they are mean!!

 

[K3Nv2]

Duck94 be creeping on the high high

 

[Xdqwerty]

I have duckstation...

 

[impeeza]

 

[Xdqwerty]

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[CoolMe]

Geese are worse.

 

[Flame]

 

[impeeza]

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not all ducks are mean, but most do.

 

[BakerMan]

I am a man who walks alone
And when I'm walking a duck road
At night or strolling through the park
When the light begins to change
I sometimes feel a little strange
A little anxious when there's ducks
Fear of the duck
Fear of the duck
I have a constant fear that something's always near
Fear of the duck
Fear of the duck
I have a phobia that someone's always there
Have you run your fingers down the wall
And have you felt your neck skin crawl
When you're searching for the light?
Sometimes when you're scared to take a look
At the corner of the room
You've sensed that something's watching you
Fear of the duck
Fear of the duck
I have a constant fear that something's always near
Fear of the duck
Fear of the duck
Have a phobia that someone's always there
Have you ever been alone at night
Thought you heard footsteps behind
And turned around and no one's there?
And as you quacken up your pace
You find it hard to look again
Because you're sure there's someone there
Fear of the duck
Fear of the duck
I have a constant fear that something's always near
Fear of the duck
Fear of the duck
have a phobia that someone's always there
Fear of the duck
Fear of the duck
Fear of the duck
Fear of the duck
Fear of the duck
Fear of the duck
Fear of the duck
Fear of the duck
Watching horror films the night before
Debating witches and folklore
The unknown troubles on your mind
Maybe your mind is playing tricks
You sense and suddenly eyes fix
On dancing shadows from behind
Fear of the duck
Fear of the duck
I have a constant fear that something's always near
Fear of the duck
Fear of the duck
Have a phobia that someone's always there
Fear of the duck
Fear of the duck
I have a constant fear that something's always near
Fear of the duck
Fear of the duck
Have a phobia that someone's always there
When I'm walking a duck road
I am a man who walks alone

beat me to it

 

[impeeza]

beat me to it

Feeeearrr the DUCK!!!!

 

[yogirlalyssa]

geese are even worse. i mean, people are making crap about geese that they think geese hurt for no reason,
but really they don't hurt you unless you hurt you. wtf?

 

[impeeza]

The only thing I know geese are very good guardian dogs at home, they keep away intruders