The GBAtemp Visual Novel

[IC_]

All he finds is a barren wasteland of dead memes and accounts for miles and miles, his hope on finding anything diminishes... suddenly a small glint in the distance catches his eye, what could it be?

It's a shining trashcan-like thing!

It seems to still be alive, in contrast to being surrounded by all the motionless dead memes.
As it barely moves, it's trying to say something about not being a parrot. Rover stands there with confusion, but trying to talk to the green robot seems like the logical choice.

 

[sombrerosonic]

Little did he know that the trash can was polly, waiting to strike hard, very hard

 

[Vila_]

polly was walking towards the furry convention nearby! rover decided to go along with him to check it out, as he walked closer he started recognising some gbatemp users...

 

[Anxiety_timmy]

There was one on the roof, but polly quickly disregarded it

 

[tofino]

There was one on the roof, but polly quickly disregarded it

*there would have been more to this scene but our artist suffered a fatal heart attack in the middle of drawing it.*

 

[Anxiety_timmy]

The artist could not endure the mild amount of trolling

 

[Vila_]

The artist could not endure the mild amount of trolling

the artist decided to continue drawing the text after drinking some tea... polly and rover arrived at the convention

 

[tofino]

the artist decided to continue drawing the text after drinking some tea

the artist chimed "who knew tea could fix anything! including a heart attack! But, you know what tea can't fix? Your internet privacy. Which is why I recommend using NordVP--"

In the middle of his sentence, he was shot off screen.

 

[sombrerosonic]

the artist chimed "who knew tea could fix anything! including a heart attack! But, you know what tea can't fix? Your internet privacy. Which is why I recommend using NordVP--"

In the middle of his sentence, he was shot off screen.

Wario said "that sucked, now you want a story.... WARIO WILL MAKE A STORY YOU'ILL REMEMBER" and contuned the story

 

[tofino]

Wario said "that sucked, now you want a story.... WARIO WILL MAKE A STORY YOU'ILL REMEMBER" and contuned the story

all rover could do is look confusingly, saying "d... did... did we just go from a monty python reference to an ad?"

 

[Vila_]

all rover could do is look confusingly, saying "d... did... did we just go from a monty python reference to an ad?"

yes, yes he did

 

[sombrerosonic]

yes, yes he did

Polly seen a door called the "amogus" door the green trash can was entering it, it seems that the only logical thing was to enter the door

 

[tofino]

Polly seen a door called the "amogus" door the green trash can was entering it, it seems that the only logical thing was to enter the door

All he and Rover could see was a bright shining light. The light started to fade and they could see what appeared to be a Jack Frost with a Rover type mask.
“Welcome to the chaos. Enjoy your stay.” The door behind them closed and locked itself.

 

[IC_]

"Who are you? Throw away your mask!" - Rover said, as he thinks that he recognizes the person under the mask.

 

[sombrerosonic]

"Who are you? Throw away your mask!" - Rover said, as he thinks that he recognizes the person under the mask.

There are 20 people wearing masks in the room looking at them then looking at each other

 

[tofino]

There are 20 people wearing masks in the room looking at them then looking at each other

One of them is wearing a little “Hello! My name is” sticker, with CPG written on it. “Why did you come back? What happened?” Was heard from Rover.

 

[sombrerosonic]

One of them is wearing a little “Hello! My name is” sticker, with CPG written on it. “Why did you come back? What happened?” Was heard from Rover.

In the background one of the members clipped out of reality screaming while doing it

 

[Creamu]

As a suprise to everyone a portal opens with evil clancy(daenlightened) and creamu entering the scene, while they are in a brawl. "Go away evil spirit! Go away!" Creamu shouts.

 

[sombrerosonic]

But creamu gets sucked in and dies

 

[tofino]

But creamu gets sucked in and dies

And Rover and the newly discovered maskless CPG ended up joining together and laughing.