You know what you need? A trip to the strip club. Our Sergeants in the Army takes us the strip club as a monthly military field-trip to keep us straight. He asks for a military discount after he is there.
Thats love man.
"keep us straight..."
The hentai gods favor me!
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Thats love man.
"keep us straight..."
Don't trust them. They are just lulling you into a false sense of security, and when you least expect it, a gigantic tentacle monster will rape you.
Lucky of-age people!You know what you need? A trip to the strip club. Our Sergeants in the Army takes us the strip club as a monthly military field-trip to keep us straight. He asks for a military discount after he is there.
It sucks being 15, I can't look at hentai or porn or go to strip clubs :'(
Ah well, I could sneak in using my ninja skills!
Anyway, me and seven other people (4 girls and 3 other guys) began our trip to the holy land today, I luckly have satillite intranet, so I'll keep you updated. And veho, thats what the 4 girls with our group are for, we can use them as bait to escape from monsters... well, except the one I like, she will be my bride and wii will populate this land in my image!
Not in the USA. Last time I tried a bouncer nearly kicked my ass, I had to run 15 blcks before he stopped chasing me.I gotta ask: Are you on drugs boy?
BTW you can do all that when you´re 15...I did!
As for the journey: 1 tentacle monster attacked us, we left the fat chick with it, continuing to holy land.
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I have made this trip and lived to tell the tale Shadowboy...unfortunately it was not a good experience for me which is why I rarely speak of my journey...but I can tell you this...and read these words wisely.....BEWARE OF THE HUGE FLYING PENISES if you get past that.... be wary of the demon dudes...who have even bigger penises.... yea...
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NO U DIDNT NO U DIDNT!!
THE HENTAI GODZ TALK 2 ONLY ME I AM CHOSEN 1 NOT U I M DA CHOSEN 1!!!
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Yeah! You snotty nosed kids get the hell off my lawn!
..and happy 666th post to Legend!
Whar's muh possum at?
..and happy 666th post to Legend!
Whar's muh possum at?
lol thanks mthrnite.
Your possum's in the mail... Though I'm not sure if it's "playing possum", or if it's dead.
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Just take a whiff when it arrives. You'll find out... I hope.
Though it could be one of those... Smelly possums...
Happy trails.
Your possum's in the mail... Though I'm not sure if it's "playing possum", or if it's dead.
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Just take a whiff when it arrives. You'll find out... I hope.
Though it could be one of those... Smelly possums...
Happy trails.
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NOOOO!!! HE SAYS HAPPY TRAILS AT THE END OF EVERY POST!! THAT IS THE 1 PHRASE CAPABLE OF DESTROYING THE HENTAI GODS AND ENDING MY EXODEUS!
If you say that 1 more time the gods will die, so please don't. :<
And no, mackster, my cat only has 15 tentacles, not a jillion.
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