The RPG thread

[Mama Looigi]

Mama acknowledges the snowman’s existence for a second, but gets distracted by yarn

Would you like to come with us?
1. Yes
2. No

 

[rvtr]

1, but I think you are (or will be) following me, so I choose 3.

 

[Mama Looigi]

1, but I think you are (or will be) following me, so I choose 3.

Mama uses her ultimate move to try to get them to change their mind!

Spoiler

 

[rvtr]

Ian feels nauseous from slightly expired sardines.
...
Ian pukes on Mama Looigi's hind paws. "mmm whatever you say, just let me sit down...- OOH CUTE KITTY! Awwwwwwwwwwwww..." Ian pukes again from moving too fast, though on the grass this time.

 

[Mama Looigi]

Ian feels nauseous from slightly expired sardines.
...
Ian pukes on Mama Looigi's hind paws. "mmm whatever you say, just let me sit down...- OOH CUTE KITTY! Awwwwwwwwwwwww..." Ian pukes again from moving too fast, though on the grass this time.

Mama goes to comfort Ian
*wipes paw off on him secretly*
Mama remembers the group was actually supposed to do something
Mama decides to head out at morning with her new companions!
She wonders who else they might meet along the way!

 

[rvtr]

Ian is now both happy and sick. Ian starts to fall asleep cause he starts hearing voices in his head that say "you should wrap up what you are doing and go to bed. It's late." He is mildly concerned.

 

[Deleted member 397813]

The snowman, who has introduced himself as CPG, decides to stay and eat a sardine.

 

[IC_]

The goat stays at a distance of 500 meters from everyone else.

 

[Crazynoob458]

crazynoob spots the goat and goes closer

 

[IC_]

The goat remembers past experiences with them and starts to run

 

[Crazynoob458]

crazynoob GRAB B the goat and slides it to camp

 

[IC_]

The goat screams and tries to escape from crazynoob

 

[Mama Looigi]

Mama tells crazynoob to leave the goat alone and tries to fall asleep

But then sees a shiny rock
She picks it up
...
And it’s just
...
Shiny
That’s all there is to this interaction

Mama tells the others to make sure they’re rested for the upcoming journey

 

[IC_]

The goat falls asleep with an angry face at a distance of 50 meters

 

[rvtr]

Ian wakes up and doesn't feel sick anymore.

 

[Mama Looigi]

Mama wakes up
Prepares to make breakfast
***
She remembers she can’t cook!
She goes to find someone who can

 

[SG854]

Mama wakes up
Prepares to make breakfast
***
She remembers she can’t cook!
She goes to find someone who can

Mama finds Chef Gordon Ramsey who is only available on a $50 DLC pack.

 

[IC_]

The goat brings some fresh grass for everyone

 

[rvtr]

Ian cuts a loaf of soft fluffy bread.

 

[IC_]

*eats grass* Why don't you join me UwU