What game needs a sex update?

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This game needs a sex update:

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This very specific game needs more sex in it

actually, game devs should all put some sex scenes in ALL of their games, that would make them all 16/18+ and childs wouldn't pla--

Nvm, parents are so irresponsible, they still buy gtav for their 5 years old kid, sex scenes wouldnt change shit :(
Garfeild kart with sex scenes would be cursed
 
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This game needs a sex update:

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Can't you like, pick a card and suddenly you have 5 little shits!?
EDIT: The version I played was the 90s version, that board game literally doesn't exist in my country anymore :cry:
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BOTW. Not for my benefit, but for his own, I think Link should really get to bang the fish lady.

Maybe he'll be more talkative if he finally gets his rocks off.
that reminds me

nintendo DMCAd a bunch of gay link porn

nintendo mainly dmcas things that they want to work on in the future

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
 

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Enemies-to-lovers is a played out trope, discuss
Were they ever really enemies though? Ganon is Zelda's enemy, and Link got dragged into the whole thing because he's a massive simp (on top of his other troubling behavior) but if it weren't for that, had they met in different circumstances, they could have been best pals, we don't know.
 
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GTA 6 should have the classic "Hot Coffee" minigame.
whats quite funny about that whole drama back when the mini game was found in SA's code, is that you couldn't enable it without some some of unauthorized way to enable it.
that grandma who sued rockstar/take2 over it should of lost...
 
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Were they ever really enemies though? Ganon is Zelda's enemy, and Link got dragged into the whole thing because he's a massive simp (on top of his other troubling behavior) but if it weren't for that, had they met in different circumstances, they could have been best pals, we don't know.
i mean i feel like it's a bit more than "best pals" in this scenario

do best buds bone each other?
 

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