Should have said he watched the movie already.But in the end there was no free food. He bought her movie tickets instead.
She must really be a disaster in the kitchen to not be able to cook chinese food properly. If that's the case, at least you walked outside, got fresh hair and moved more muscles than if you stood at home all day long.But what if the food isn't even worth the trip?
That is true.If that's the case, at least you walked outside, got fresh hair and moved more muscles than if you stood at home all day long.
Only the finest.Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.
Big Mac culture?Only the finest.
Could have been culture about old man ¯\_( ᐛ )_/¯That is in fact the joke!
*likes*Ask to see her dildos...
You mean like cutting it out, embalming it and adding it to her collection?*likes*
what if she was planning to make one out of his penis?
Ask if I could take out her dildo...what if she was planning to make one out of his penis?
It's merely an innuendo for the cowgirl position.You mean like cutting it out, embalming it and adding it to her collection?
Eww... That sounds quite sick.
You're probably the most likely to get a girlfriend out of anybody in this thread. Speaking as a girl, most of you disgust me.you are all sick fucks.
OP, just treat it like doing something with your friends. Just don't assume she wants something more, just be her friend in a normal way and if things happen to go to a romantic direction, then that just happens.
note: never had a girlfriend in a romantic sense.