With this severe baby formula shortage...

[Mr_Reaper]

... it's a really bad time to outlaw abortion.












Admit it; you laughed.

 

[x65943]

Especially since they are gonna need all those baby bodies to make more baby formula

 

[Mr_Reaper]

Especially since they are gonna need all those baby bodies to make more baby formula

Hey, you're right.

I mean, it says right there on the can what it's made from:

 

[JuanMena]

... it's a really bad time to outlaw abortion.












Admit it; you laughed.

No I didn't.

 

[JuanMena]

Especially since they are gonna need all those baby bodies to make more baby formula

I laughed at this. Good one Dr.Kyle

 

[VinsCool]

Baby oil is not actually made with real babies

 

[Mr_Reaper]

No I didn't [laugh].

You're not allowed to read my threads anymore.

 

[VinsCool]

You're not allowed to read my threads anymore.

That's me to decide, pogo stick piggy

 

[JuanMena]

You're not allowed to read my threads anymore.

For that I must put you in my ignore list.

But nobody here is worth the effort.

Except maybe mods, but you can't ignore mods.

 

[SG854]

Especially since they are gonna need all those baby bodies to make more baby formula

We need those babies for Stem cells.

 

[Hayato213]

... it's a really bad time to outlaw abortion.












Admit it; you laughed.

Don't worry there is enough baby formula and diaper for you

 

[FAST6191]

So a rabbi is having his synagogue audited by the tax man.

"I see you go through a lot of ceremonial wine, what do you do with the extra?".
"We collect it up, and every so often they send us a new case."
"I see you go through a lot of candles here, what do you do with all the leftover?"
"We collect up the unburned sections, send them back to the maker and we occasionally get a free box".
"Do you perform circumcisions?"
"We do"
"What happens to the foreskins"
"We collect them up, send them to the tax office and every year they send us a complete dick".

 

[tofino]

 

[hippy dave]

 

[Veho]

... it's a really bad time to outlaw abortion.

No no, you need a fresh supply of babies half a year from now, to make up for those that starve during this outage.

 

[Noctosphere]

I heard at the radio that here in quebec, we don't have this problem except for the hypoallergenic ones

 

[sombrerosonic]

I mean, they can always be grinded up for hot dogs. (What the hell is wrong with me)

 

[Mr_Reaper]

I heard at the radio that here in quebec, we don't have this problem except for the hypoallergenic ones

Eh... I wouldn't want a hypoallergenic baby either. They are still noisy and smell bad.

 

[Mr_Reaper]

Nice, they found a solution:

https://www.yahoo.com/now/operation-fly-formula-104526555.html

They started making baby formula out of flies, for operation Fly Formula

 

[RichardTheKing]

...What's so wrong with breastfeeding, though? The natural, biological method?