Gaming Worst thing you've done while drunk?

[JuanMena]

Bad- I once got so drunk, I went to use the toilet and fell into the shower, pulling down the shower curtain and rod, then ended up shitting myself. (Ps: And I was not at my own house.)

Worst- I was once so drunk, I actually said yes at the wedding.

Marriage is not a word, it's a sentence.

 

[Big_8]

sea water.... through my nostrals

oh sorry, i have never drank alcohol before

 

[impeeza]

A group of friends start to "waking off" the liquor and pass by a church somehow we ended pouring the contents of a flower jar on the head of one of them. The stink keeps almost a week on go.

 

[tomberyx]

I've never been drunk!@

 

[Big_8]

oh sorry, i have never drank alcohol before

AND I DON'T WANT TO

 

[mthrnite]

Drive-In movies used to have a deal where they charge you one price for your car regardless of how many people were in it. My friend Brad and I crammed as many as we could into our cars. I had a mid-sized Buick ('72 Skylark,) he had a 73 Honda Civic (tiny barely describes it.) 8 people total, and beer, lots of cheap shit beer. I was blotto by the second feature, and wandered off to the woods to wretch. My body decided to utilize all orifices in this endeavor, so I basically threw up, pissed and pooped all at once, for what seemed like forever. When I recovered, I made my way back to my car, which luckily was empty because everybody else was drunk too and wandering around, making out in the woods, etc... So, long story short, I drove my nasty ass home, and everybody else had to cram into Brad's subcompact to get home. People were very pissed at me for quite a while, but they would not have wanted to be in that car with me.

 

[hippy dave]

Drive-In movies used to have a deal where they charge you one price for your car regardless of how many people were in it. My friend Brad and I crammed as many as we could into our cars. I had a mid-sized Buick ('72 Skylark,) he had a 73 Honda Civic (tiny barely describes it.) 8 people total, and beer, lots of cheap shit beer. I was blotto by the second feature, and wandered off to the woods to wretch. My body decided to utilize all orifices in this endeavor, so I basically threw up, pissed and pooped all at once, for what seemed like forever. When I recovered, I made my way back to my car, which luckily was empty because everybody else was drunk too and wandering around, making out in the woods, etc... So, long story short, I drove my nasty ass home, and everybody else had to cram into Brad's subcompact to get home. People were very pissed at me for quite a while, but they would not have wanted to be in that car with me.

Drunk driving is the worst thing in this thread, congrats

 

[mthrnite]

Agreed. Luckily for everyone, no less myself, I quit drinking when I was 19.