Can't remember if it was New Years Eve 2012 or 2015... but got drunk, went outside and told every girl I saw that she was gorgeous.
A minor one, got drunk with Eggnog when I was probably 5 or 6 years old, and began to play Super Mario World. Mom and sisters tells me that I was dying for 3 hours straight to the first enemy in world 1-1 because I was jumping instead of pressing the jump button.
A minor one, got drunk with Eggnog when I was probably 5 or 6 years old, and began to play Super Mario World. Mom and sisters tells me that I was dying for 3 hours straight to the first enemy in world 1-1 because I was jumping instead of pressing the jump button.
I don't drink. I am straight-edge (is that still a thing?).
Oh my gosh, if my inhibitions were lowered even a little bit, soooooo many people would die....
*twitch*
There's an old song about that (probably more than one....).
Oh my gosh, if my inhibitions were lowered even a little bit, soooooo many people would die....
*twitch*
There's an old song about that (probably more than one....).
Maybe not the worst, but I once drank myself sick at this apartment as I frequently did back then, made it to the bathroom and proceeded to puke all over the closed toilet lid which also had one of those soft covers on it.
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Peed INTO the dirty clothes hamper, thinking it was the toilet. 
Worse than that. I forgot that I had did that until, laundry day. Eeeewwww.
Worse than that. I forgot that I had did that until, laundry day. Eeeewwww.
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Passed out on my friends bed. I woke up in the middle of the night (from what I was told) and puked in his pants drawer. Didn't know until the next day, though. What a mess I made.
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I have too many drunk stories and I don’t drink that much anymore but these are my favorite:1:
Me and a buddy, 2 guitars, banana juice and 2 bottles of vodka. We walked to the nearby village and chilled in a field. We drank the whole bottles and we lost our consciousness in the middle of nowhere. Next thing I remember is an old guy waking me up, saying „you’re reminding me of my son“ and us walking back home to my buddy. We also bought cigarettes when we got home but I think I forgot to take them out the Automat lol.
2:that one is disgusting, be warned lol. Stole a construction site light, took it to my friends apartment and got paranoid because I thought these things have GPS and they are gonna bust us for stealing a light. So what did I do? Walked to the next playground, dug a hole like a dog (yes, seriously) put the thing in there, pissed on it and buried it. That also wasn’t the last time I stole a construction site light
Bad- I once got so drunk, I went to use the toilet and fell into the shower, pulling down the shower curtain and rod, then ended up shitting myself. (Ps: And I was not at my own house.)
Worst- I was once so drunk, I actually said yes at the wedding.
)Worst- I was once so drunk, I actually said yes at the wedding.
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S @ salazarcosplay:@Xdqwerty FMA seemed more metaphysical. Like Alchemy was a mysterious comic phenomenon, that gave you an experience.+1
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