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Fellow Terrans, I come to you in the wake of recent events to issue a call to reason. Let no human deny the perils of our time. While we battle one another, divided by the petty strife of our common history, the tide of greater conflict is turning against us, threatening to destroy all that we have accomplished. It is time for us as nations and as individuals to set aside our long-standing feuds and unite. The tides of an unwinnable war are upon us, and we must seek refuge on higher ground, lest we be swept away by the flood.

The Confederacy is no more! Whatever symbols of unity and protection it once provided is a phantom, a memory. With our enemies left unchecked, who will you turn to for protection? The devastation brought by the alien invaders is self-evident. We have seen our homes and villages destroyed by the calculated blows of the Protoss. We have seen first hand our friends and loved ones consumed by the nightmarish Zerg. Unprecedented and unimaginable though they may be, these are the signs of our time.

The time has come, my fellow Terrans, to rally to a new banner. In unity lies strength; already many of the dissident factions have joined us. Out of the many we shall forge an indivisible whole capitulating only to a single throne, and from that throne, I shall watch over you. From this day forward let no human make war upon any other human, let no Terran agency conspire against this new beginning, and let no man consort with alien powers, and to all the enemies of humanity: seek not to bar our way, for we shall win through, no matter the cost!
 

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"C'mon homies...let's bounce". That protagonist from GTA San Andreas. (it cracked me up each time that came along)
"X-men! Welcome to die!" Magneto, X-men arcade
"Headshot!" UT99 announcer.
"Boom shakalaka!" NBA jam announcer (actually...that SNES game had a whole range of awesome announcer quotes).
"We're on a diplomatic mission" - that overmind tank from Red Alert 2: Yuri's revenge (it's awesome 'cuz its weapon is that it takes over enemy troops).


And...wait...has no one yet mentioned this one?


SEGA!!!!! ...just about any genesis game. :P
 

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"Jill, here's a lockpick. It might be handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you."

Yes, I know Resident Evil has been covered; but this line literally made me spew Pepsi out my nose the first time I played it.
 

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I don't remember the exact quote, but I always crack up during the swordfight tutorial in Wind Waker, when the old man Orca teaches you how to thrust. "Yes, Link! Keep at it, keep thrusting!" or something like that.
 

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"You don't seem yourself today. I noticed the improvement right away."
"You must have a sixth sense, because there's no sign of the other five."
"You don't have an inferiority complex; you're just inferior."
--Announcer, Wave Racer Blue Storm​
 

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"Princess Peach's voice is the bread that makes the sandwich of Cackletta's desires. This battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread: The mustard of your doom."

-Fawful, "Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga"
 

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OBJECTION! ...That is...objectionable! -Edgeworth (Phoenix Wright; Ace Attorney)

Also, this running gag in the series as well;

Maya: Look! It's a ladder.
Phoenix: Actually, it's a "step"-ladder.
Maya: So? What's the difference? You need to stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions, Nick!
(Ace Attorney)

Apollo: Huh, it's another ladder.
Trucy: Technically, it's a stepladder.
Apollo: Well hello, Ms. Fancy Pants! Please forgive my lack of ladder discrimination.
(Apollo Justice)
 

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