my girlfriend of 1 year broke up with me today

for no other reason than she wants a fresh start in 2009.

hmm.

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SpikeyBryan
That guy who mentioned rape gave me teh lulz.

I say you drug her, and get a bunch of your friends, and then gang rape her. It's lulzier
 
Canonbeat234
What I will do is tell her mother she got STD's from another man during the holidays and explain to her mother she doesn't want to be with you because of that reason.
 
science
I read on Snopes that January has the most breakups in it, and it was true. Sucks man, don't worry, there are more fish in the sea. I think moozxy is still single, maybe go after her?
 
Heran Bago
^^^ Cool post bro.



[quote name='ShadowXP' post='1682217' date='Jan 3 2009, 02:07 PM']for no other reason than she wants a fresh start in 2009.

hmm.[/quote]
If that is her logic than you are better off without her.

Condolences though dude. :(
 
G
Wow.. some horribly bad advice. You guys all sound like you're single ;)

Anyhow, if you still really like her then all you gotta do is show it to her. If you give up it means that deep down inside you don't really care and you're better off breaking up until you find someone you do care that much about. If you really like her, and she is at least still attracted to you, then you always have a chance.
 
Veho
A girlfriend of one year? Does that mean you two started dating January last year? Does that, in turn, mean she dumped her previous guy January last year? Is there a pattern? :ph34r:

If not, maybe she just got depressed by the holidays (people do), and decided she needed a change. And maybe you didn't do enough to cheer her up (maybe you didn't notice she was being moody) or make her feel well enough to warrant bundling you with the things she wanted to keep.
 
nin10do
[quote name='Law' post='1682312' date='Jan 3 2009, 11:53 PM'][quote name='nin10do' post='1682305' date='Jan 3 2009, 10:46 PM']girls like to be chased. try persueing her (...not stalking) for a couple of weeks.

that old line about getting under someone to get over someone else... it works.[/quote]

Hmm

On an unrelated note: Try stalking her for a few weeks.
[/quote]

hey it works in the movies :P

theres a fine line between romantic/sweet and creepy.
 
I
[quote name='skyman747' post='1682372' date='Jan 3 2009, 05:26 PM'][quote name='Law' post='1682360' date='Jan 3 2009, 04:19 PM'][quote name='notnarb' post='1682356' date='Jan 3 2009, 11:17 PM']It's pretty much decided, you have to bang her best friend and record it, then upload it to a streaming video site that allows content like that.[/quote]

Or if you really feel like a jerk, upload any pictures or videos of content like that of her that you have to the internet, then email her the links.
[/quote]
Or do both.

Or another thing you can do, if you have any nude pics of her, get some more from friends of their girlfriends, then mail them all to her and say "Please take your pictures and send me back the rest"
[/quote]
This.
 
silent sniper
[quote name='Glacius0' post='1683494' date='Jan 4 2009, 01:44 AM']Wow.. some horribly bad advice. You guys all sound like you're single ;)[/quote]
shut up you douche :cry:

shadowxp, you havent responded in a long time
 
gigermunit
[quote name='SpikeyBryan' post='1684487' date='Jan 4 2009, 03:12 PM']You didn't answer my question, has she been raped yet?[/quote]
priceless.
 
Banger
SpikeyBryan are you trying to get banned? If so you seem to be going down the right path...
 
SpikeyBryan
[quote name='Banger' post='1684515' date='Jan 4 2009, 12:21 PM']SpikeyBryan are you trying to get banned? If so you seem to be going down the right path...[/quote]

I'm asking a serious question though! it has been suggested several times by different users, and I would like to know if he followed through or not.
 
Nintenterd
Maybe she did get depressed over the holidays, maybe she got no gifts, Then buy her a good gift that she might like or enjoy, give it to her in her hands and tell her you love her and see what she says :D
 
silent sniper
[quote name='gigermunit' post='1684508' date='Jan 4 2009, 12:19 PM'][quote name='SpikeyBryan' post='1684487' date='Jan 4 2009, 03:12 PM']You didn't answer my question, has she been raped yet?[/quote]
priceless.
[/quote]
dude i am SOO sigging that

done :grog:
 
Sonicslasher
[quote name='SpikeyBryan' post='1684519' date='Jan 4 2009, 03:23 PM'][quote name='Banger' post='1684515' date='Jan 4 2009, 12:21 PM']SpikeyBryan are you trying to get banned? If so you seem to be going down the right path...[/quote]

I'm asking a serious question though! it has been suggested several times by different users, and I would like to know if he followed through or not.
[/quote]
-_-

GTFO
 
Costello
I don't know how much you're affected by this but I sincerely feel for you mate.
Girl issues is what gets to me most. I get so emotional over these things, this stuff hurts.
 

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