Wow, the Splat is real. I know people do the cosplay, but I didn't know some of the clothing and weapons in the game are being/have been produced in mass quantity.
So the real question is: will Jayro start 3-D printing Zappers and Splat Shots?
Well it IS kind of a joke, because I hate my teammates. I don't have a 3D printer to build a proper weapon either, and the ones on Etsy are expensive as fuck. I have to wear the eye mask thingy because my skin is sensitive to things like makeup.
If you decide to take the easy way out, at least do it some interesting way, like 5 fishing magnets and ropes... Run out to the space x rocket as it's about to take off.... Ohhhh add some snow skiis and skii into to space!!!