{Joke} Your current 3DS Horoscope

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So, in the ancient 3DS Horoscope that was developed [minutes] ago, there were only three "creeds". However they are very accurate.

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"A9LH Users"
You are a passionate revolutionary, but that is crippled by you're pushy-ness. The world feels as if it is full of peasants that lie beneath your feet. Your current status in life feels higher than Bill Gates, even if you still live with your parents. You may have had some hardships in life but you definitely blow them off as "easy".

Things you do for fun: Tell everyone to follow Plailect's guide, here.

Relationship advice: Stay away from anyone else than fellow A9LH users, your views conflict in very strong ways.

An example of something you'd say:
"You ONLY have to read this guide that takes 3 hours. If you don't your bloodlines are weak and you will not last the winter."

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"CFW Users"
You're a silent easy-going free spirit. You're an inspiration to those around you. Your understanding and kindness seems to never end. However, when angered, that may change. You will either be mad or sad and which one it is, is something no one knows. You're quick to defend people you don't know and you form small groups to protect yourselves from any threat (#A9LHMasterRace.)

Things you do for fun: Listen to music, draw, maybe do some furry shit, drink hot tea, and express your creativity and individuality in any way possible.

Relationship advice: Stay away from "A9LH Users", your views will conflict.

Something you'd say:
"Why fix what isn't broken by attempting A9LH, dear friend? :)"

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"Vanilla Firmware Users"
You are vigilant defender. You avoid risks and are there for those who lose to chance. You're not bland, however, as your safety has given you a chance to see things others have not. You have a tendency to bail your friends out of jail, not break them out. You are very apt to risks and assess all issues before getting into a situation. Your fellow Vanilla Firmware Users are all great companions and love getting along with anyone.

Things you do for fun: Ride your bike with knee pads and a helmet, browse the internet with 11 antiviruses installed, take only short walks on the beach to avoid over-exercising.

Relaionship advice: Well, you don't like getting into relationships because you are afraid of the risk of heartbreak. However, if you're feeling out of character, you'll get along with anyone. Just pretend to have A9LH installed if you are to get involved with an "A9LH User"

Something you'd say: "Your 3DS broke, but that's okay you can use mine, I just have to watch you while you're using it and you can't hack it, okay?"

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Hope I made you all chuckle. Have a wonderful day. <3 It is a joke and I hope no one is offended.
 
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^ Now that's just how you increase your post count tbh

This thread is about *playfully* poking fun on A9LH users.

@ScarletKohaku Hahah yeah I noticed that as well, it is strange that it's set up that way. :P
I dont care about the post count haha
But you on the other hand have like 150 in 1 week which is really extreme.
 
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I dont care about the post count haha
But you on the other hand have like 150 in 1 week which is really extreme.
I've been an active stalker of GBATemp for years (since 2012) so I have a lot of opinions about a lot of things. Also, I've been requesting a lot of help in the 3DS section with hacking and also lots of conversing with Quantumcat through messages. I've always kept what I've said to as few posts as possible. I always end up going back and editing what I say instead of replying with something new in order to minimize any potentional spammy behavior.
For example, this text you're reading is edited in because I felt like giving you an example of what I mean. I have additional thoughts and thought it better than commenting again. Anyways, please don't derail the thread! :) It's Mother's Day, let's just enjoy it!
 
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I've been an active stalker of GBATemp for years so I have a lot of opinions about a lot of things. Also, I've been requesting a lot of help in the 3DS section with hacking and also lots of conversing with Quantumcat through messages. I've always kept what I've said to as few posts as possible. I always end up going back and editing what I say instead of replying with something new in order to minimize any potentional spammy behavior.
I've been a member of GBATemp since Febuary, and i have 450 in 4 months. Im online extremely often here. But really if you want to post jokes or something post it in the EoF please, thats its purpose.
 
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