Review cover Aperture Desk Job (Computer)
Official GBAtemp Review

Product Information:

  • Release Date (NA): March 1, 2022
  • Release Date (EU): March 1, 2022
  • Publisher: Valve
  • Developer: Valve

Game Features:

Single player
Local Multiplayer
Online Multiplayer
Co-operative
The Portal universe returns in the least exciting way, as a tutorial for the Steam Deck. Is the allure of Portal enough to still make it worth playing for those without a Deck?

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Announced just a few days ago, Aperture Desk Job is a tutorial for the Steam Deck. It plants you behind a desk with the same buttons, paddles, and sticks as the Deck, and walks you through a short story that cleverly makes use of a lot of its features. However, that's not the most interesting thing about Aperture Desk Job; the most interesting thing about it is that it's a return to the Portal universe, taking place when Aperture Laboratories was running in the mid-to-late 1980s, a period we haven't seen yet.

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I should mention right off the bat that I didn't play this on a Steam Deck, I just played on a regular PC with a controller (mouse and keyboard controls aren't supported). That being said, it's pretty effective as a demo of what the Steam Deck can do, and walks users through some of the controls that may not be super intuitive. For example, one section requires you to type something on the on-screen keyboard, and press Enter (separate from the keyboard), both of which require hitting the Steam button at the same time as another input. You'll also be introduced to some features more casual users may not be aware of, like the microphone, gyroscopic controls or the back paddles. While it's an effective tutorial, playing on PC felt like an ad for the Steam Deck had been snuck in front of me, and it worked pretty well. It forced me to think about what playing on that machine would be like, and it's the most tempted I've ever been by one.

However, the interest for most people in Desk Job is probably its connection to the Portal universe. Gameplay-wise, it shares very little with the mainline Portal games; it's not even in the same genre, as there are no puzzles to solve here. From a story perspective, though, this is a worthy entry into the series--if you keep your expectations in check. Desk Job only runs about thirty minutes and takes place decades before Portal begins, so it's not going to drastically change the narrative or our understanding of the world.

But, what it manages to fit into those thirty minutes is impressive. We get some expanded lore on the history of Aperture Science, and more of J.K. Simmons' ever-popular Cave Johnson. The humour is pretty on point, too. It more closely resembles Portal 2 than the original; without a huge antagonistic presence like GLaDOS, there's none of the insult humour that was in the first game. Instead, the focus is more on the robotification of people, the ruthless corporate structure of Aperture and the absurd, amoral pursuit of science for science's sake. (It doesn't hurt, of course, that our only two characters are Johnson and a Wheatley-esque personality core named Grady.) The game also has some fun with the fact that it's a tutorial, playing with the contrived circumstances that let players test out the Deck's features.

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Aperture Desk Job isn't revolutionary by any means. It's not the first game designed as a hardware demonstration, and it's not the first to have a popular IP slapped on it to help promote it. It's also certainly not the Portal 3 fans were hoping for, but if somehow you're the only person whose played through everything in their Steam library and want something to test out on their Deck, this is a fun, free diversion. 

Verdict

What We Liked ...
  • Clever integration of Steam Deck features
  • Fun expanded lore on the Portal universe
What We Didn't Like ...
  • It's not Portal 3
7
Gameplay
There's not much to the gameplay here, but as an introduction to the Steam Deck's features, it does pretty well, going into some of the less-intuitive features and not just the basics.
8
Presentation
While slight, the writing here is still pretty fun. There's some decent gags, and it's just good to be back in the Portal universe.
7
Lasting Appeal
Lasting only thirty minutes, there's not much here to go back over, and no replay value. But it also moves quickly and never wears out its welcome. Plus, it's hard to complain about the length when it's free.
7.5
out of 10

Overall

While it's far more valuable as an entry into the Portal series than a Steam Deck tutorial, Aperture Desk Job ably accomplishes everything it sets out to do.
it was alright, the voice acting for the blue core was kinda bland and the jokes were even more "xd random" than the old games but it was still pretty cute
 
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Didn't GBAtemp give BOTW a 7.0? Seems like they got a solid review staff that are totally on the same page here.
I mean, I don't think you can make a direct comparison between a tutorial and a huge, blockbuster game like Breath of the Wild. The same way I have different expectations going into an episode of SpongeBob versus Apocalypse Now.

Also, you sound like you think all of our reviewers should be totally on the same page? How would that even work? Before someone gets hired, they have to read all the reviews and if they disagree with any, we don't bring them on board? I really can't figure out what you're getting at.
 
I mean, I don't think you can make a direct comparison between a tutorial and a huge, blockbuster game like Breath of the Wild. The same way I have different expectations going into an episode of SpongeBob versus Apocalypse Now.

Also, you sound like you think all of our reviewers should be totally on the same page? How would that even work? Before someone gets hired, they have to read all the reviews and if they disagree with any, we don't bring them on board? I really can't figure out what you're getting at.
I just mean that you post a review in such a format on a website, then you have to know that you're going to be judged against that site as a whole, fair as that may or may not be. May not be fair, but the casual walking by isn't going to think that this individual views this game as such, they're gonna think that that organization as a whole feels that way (you see it happen with IGN all the time). And that is unfortunate because it then begs these glaring comparisons where a dumb tutorial gets rated higher than a modern masterpiece, and makes all the reviewers on the site look foolish.
 
Great. Now play it on the Steam Deck, and maybe you'll be persuaded to update this review and give the game a higher score.

...Oh! I forgot. GIVE US MOTHER - I meant, uh... GIVE US PORTAL 3! Yeah, that game series...
 
I just mean that you post a review in such a format on a website, then you have to know that you're going to be judged against that site as a whole, fair as that may or may not be. May not be fair, but the casual walking by isn't going to think that this individual views this game as such, they're gonna think that that organization as a whole feels that way (you see it happen with IGN all the time). And that is unfortunate because it then begs these glaring comparisons where a dumb tutorial gets rated higher than a modern masterpiece, and makes all the reviewers on the site look foolish.
people have differing opinions, dude. what may be a "modern masterpiece" to you was just a 7/10 to someone else.
 
The reviews here get a discussion going on and I think that's what most people are reading them for, I doubt that there are casual players here who didn't buy BotW because of its 7 but bought Arceus because it got a 9 lol.
 
Having played Breath of the Wild and skimmed the pictures of this game review, I can pretty comfortably agree with the reviewer in saying that this surpasses Breath of the Wild in both vision and execution. I can assure you dear readers that we, as the writers of these words, are on the same page. A hybrid mind of sorts. When one of us calls Breath of the Wild an empty world of repeating enemies and horse riding, we all do. Big up whatever this game is.
 
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Product Information:
  • Release Date (NA): March 1, 2022
  • Release Date (EU): March 1, 2022
  • Publisher: Valve
  • Developer: Valve
Game Features:
Single player
Local Multiplayer
Online Multiplayer
Co-operative

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