A Orc

[ShadowXP]

A Orc is here!​

 

[Orc]

 

[ShadowXP]

Another A OrcS?!

OrR or OrC? What?
​

 

[xcalibur]

A Orc is here!​

This is the rugged mountain troll and is often confused for an orc. These creatures are often extremely quick to flame and have a smell similair to those of rotting corpses.
The mountain troll is a distant cousin of an orc however after uncle jimmy divorced, they don't speak often. It is very important to note that you must never feed a troll, lest it bite of your hand or otherwise send you to insanity.


Mountain trolls are extremely dimwitted creatures which can easily be defeated by simple arithmetics. Just ask an orc what 1 + 1 is and slowly walk away while it tries to figure it out. It is best never to come into contact with an orc due to the danger of your IQ spontaneously dropping and it is advised to always look the other way when you see one coming.

The diet of a mountain troll is similar to that of an orc and includes Poo, Xcalibears and various other small and innocent creatures. They have often attempted to bring themselves to the top of the foodchain but are terrible inept are hunting. Even though Unicorns and {M}artins are their favorite foods, they have never successfully caught one.

 

[ShadowXP]

ORC IS DEEEEEAAAAADDDDD!!!!!

But who dunnit?

 

[xcalibur]

ORC IS DEEEEEAAAAADDDDD!!!!!

But who dunnit?

It was Urza with the flame in the Computer section of the forum!

 

[JPH]

This is not a democracy...it's anOrcy!

 

[ShadowXP]

This is not a democracy...it's anOrcy!

Ahahahahaha I did actually LOrcL

 

[JPH]

I take that back.

This is an demOrcracy.

 

[xcalibur]

This is not a democracy...it's anOrcy!

Ahahahahaha I did actually LOrcL

Did someone call Orcle?

 

[JPH]

Dideye dew thayat? :B

 

[ShadowXP]

Dideye dew thayat? :B

Speakened the goddams ENGLISHES BOY!

 

[Eternal Myst]

 

[ShadowXP]

 

[[M]artin]

WHAT THE FORC IS GOING ON IN HERE?!

 

[raulpica]

 

[Awdofgum]

Enough fooling around, get back to wOrc

 

[moozxy]

Porc!

 

[Gore]

This is not a democracy...it's anOrcy!

Ahahahahaha I did actually LOrcL

Did someone call Orcle?

Spoiler

What a dOrc.