Anyone else think the world inside Conspiracy theorists heads sounds like a lot of fun?

[The Catboy]

Like, listen to them. The world is flat and filled with fucking humanoid creatures like lizard folks and shit. The government sounds cool as hell and linked to bad ass shit like demons and the same humanoids above. Rich people are immortal and using blood to keep themselves alive forever. Elections are stolen with such efficiency that there’s literally no evidence of it happening. Literally everyone involved is somehow quiet too. There’s literally secret governments and cults running everything. Climate change is literally fucking space lasers! Joe Biden is actually a cool leader instead of just another do-nothing democrat. Trump is some 5D chess master instead of a narcissist who sucks at politics and business. And just all of the cool shit! That world sounds badass, which is why it’s a fantasy

 

[SylverReZ]

We should've nuked the politics section a long time ago.

 

[CoolMe]

Everything is a conspiracy theory to deniers

 

[hippy dave]

Everything is a conspiracy theory to deniers

No it isn't!

 

[Luke94]

Like, listen to them. The world is flat and filled with fucking humanoid creatures like lizard folks and shit. The government sounds cool as hell and linked to bad ass shit like demons and the same humanoids above. Rich people are immortal and using blood to keep themselves alive forever. Elections are stolen with such efficiency that there’s literally no evidence of it happening. Literally everyone involved is somehow quiet too. There’s literally secret governments and cults running everything. Climate change is literally fucking space lasers! Joe Biden is actually a cool leader instead of just another do-nothing democrat. Trump is some 5D chess master instead of a narcissist who sucks at politics and business. And just all of the cool shit! That world sounds badass, which is why it’s a fantasy

Space Lasers for instance go blame both Nikola Tesla and Adolf Hitler.

 

[hippy dave]

Ok conspiracy deniers, EXPLAIN THIS

 

[Veho]

Ok conspiracy deniers, EXPLAIN THIS
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Ugh, not again with that "girls poop too" nonsense

 

[LeoTCK]

Ok conspiracy deniers, EXPLAIN THIS
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What am I looking at? what is that shadow from?

 

[hippy dave]

What am I looking at? what is that shadow from?

Obviously from the girl levitating.

Haters will say it's not even a shadow but just a hat.

 

[Luke94]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon_landing_conspiracy_theories

 

[LeoTCK]

Obviously from the girl levitating.

Haters will say it's not even a shadow but just a hat.

I didn't think she was levitating but now I see it, it is a hat.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon_landing_conspiracy_theories

oh shut it, lol

 

[hippy dave]

 

[tech3475]

You could create a conspiracy theory that most conspiracy theories are a conspiracy by the conspiracy to hide the real conspiracy.

 

[LeoTCK]

You could create a conspiracy theory that most conspiracy theories are a conspiracy by the conspiracy to hide the real conspiracy.

 

[Quore]

thats why i pay my internet, to read all of this talking

 

[LeoTCK]

And people say *I* am a conspiracy theorist? I mean look at this madness.

god I hate this world. I am more of a victim than anything and people might think that Luke is something like a montauk boy or whatever.

 

[Luke94]

And people say *I* am a conspiracy theorist? I mean look at this madness.

god I hate this world. I am more of a victim than anything and people might think that Luke is something like a montauk boy or whatever.

I guess that for instance internet curiosity replaced so-called remote viewing nowadays…etc.

 

[LeoTCK]

I guess that for instance internet curiosity replaced so-called remote viewing nowadays…etc.

How can people even compare me to you when you say such nonsense? Just because they don't understand what I am saying as its sometimes too above their league. However with you they might understand even if its not making much sense otherwise. its just not fair

 

[hippy dave]

Just because they don't understand what I am saying as its sometimes too above their league.

yep that's the issue alright.

 

[CoolMe]

You could create a conspiracy theory that most conspiracy theories are a conspiracy by the conspiracy to hide the real conspiracy.

It's already been done by big conspiracy