God as my Witness

[SG854]

In trial why doesn't anyone called God as a witness? That seems to be the most logical approach.

Or Santa Clause

"He sees you when you're sleepin'
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake"

 

[Noctosphere]

In trial why doesn't anyone called God as a witness? That seems to be the most logical approach.

Or Santa Clause

"He sees you when you're sleepin'
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake"

Indeed, something like
"I didn't kill my wife and here's my proof
The murder happened on december 23rd and i got presents two days later
You know very well that santa wouldn't have given me gifts if i murdered her"

 

[CoolMe]

In the Metaverse, Mark is your god and your only witness..

 

[Flame]

In the Metaverse, Mark is your god and your only witness..

But Mark is the only person who uses the metaverse...

 

[Hayato213]

In trial why doesn't anyone called God as a witness? That seems to be the most logical approach.

Or Santa Clause

"He sees you when you're sleepin'
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake"

Well let begin the de-santification process for you

 

[CoolMe]

But Mark is the only person who uses the metaverse...

Everyone will join.. Soon™
Mostly 'cause reality sux!

 

[SG854]

Everyone will join.. Soon™
Mostly 'cause reality sux!

 

[impeeza]

because God will not come, may be god, but will be not the same.

 

[Hayato213]

In trial why doesn't anyone called God as a witness? That seems to be the most logical approach.

Or Santa Clause

"He sees you when you're sleepin'
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake"

Now we just need @SG854 sing god is a girl lol

 

[plasturion]

Objection!
as far I know a witness in the form of truth is called when taking an oath in court.
what kind of other god do you want to call?