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So as you may or may not know, I work at a grocery store, and I can't help but notice that people suck at shopping.
So here's a list of what to do and what not to do.
Read the screen when there's that thing for swiping credit cards and such.
If you don't know what to do, ask the cashier, we know much more than you about how things work around wherever.
I don't give a shit what the cost of produce is, unless you can tell me the 4 digit code, shut the hell up.
I don't give a shit what you think the price of something is.
If you're about to argue a price, know a few things
1-I love proving customers wrong
2-Have proof or be 100% positive you're correct.
(Proof being an ad in the paper, being positive is by being sure the sticker is for the product, you can check the UPC)
3-If you're wrong, I am highly satisfied, because "The customer is always right" rule is stupid.
4-If you're right, I'll be happy to change the price (Store coupon that shit) for you.*
*I'll only be happy if you weren't a prick about it in the first place
If you aren't doing anything and there isn't a bagger, bag your shit! I will love you forever.
Read the screen. (Yes I put it twice, perhaps if you didn't read it the first time you'll read it this time)
Say hi before telling me other shit. I don't know you, I'm not really paying attention to you until you say hi to me.
If you're paying with cash, I dislike it when you give me change unless you have it ready before I tell you the total.
If you're paying with check I hate you unless you have it all filled out before hand besides the price which you are filling out as I am telling you the total.
If you're paying with debit or credit I love you unless you didn't read the fucking screen and can't listen to me when I tell you what to do.
If you don't listen to me I will mumble something to myself that may be audible to the people behind you that may have to do with you being a fucking idiot.
In general, don't be a prick. I could easily charge you more without you realizing it.
If you're gonna argue anything, please be sure to explain stuff in the greatest detail you possibly can. Mention absolutely everything that comes to mind on the topic you're arguing about.
Cashiers who are older than 25 or so hate their job because they are stuck at a crappy career and feel as if they have failed at life.
Cashiers who are younger than 25 or so minorly dislike their job. (This opinion varies)
Baggers are either highly knowledgeable of the store, or are mentally challenged.
Customer service people hate you. Be nice to them and perhaps your transaction will go well and they'll decide not to hate you. It'll make their day better.
Managers don't care about customers. They care that cashiers, baggers, and customer service people are doing their jobs well.
So I think that's that...
NOTE:
These views are not the views of the grocery store I am employed at.
(Throwin that shit in there in case I get in trouble)
Hope that makes you're shopping experience better for the both of us!
I will probably be back with more depressed blogs later!
Well... hopefully not.
Peace!
So here's a list of what to do and what not to do.
Read the screen when there's that thing for swiping credit cards and such.
If you don't know what to do, ask the cashier, we know much more than you about how things work around wherever.
I don't give a shit what the cost of produce is, unless you can tell me the 4 digit code, shut the hell up.
I don't give a shit what you think the price of something is.
If you're about to argue a price, know a few things
1-I love proving customers wrong
2-Have proof or be 100% positive you're correct.
(Proof being an ad in the paper, being positive is by being sure the sticker is for the product, you can check the UPC)
3-If you're wrong, I am highly satisfied, because "The customer is always right" rule is stupid.
4-If you're right, I'll be happy to change the price (Store coupon that shit) for you.*
*I'll only be happy if you weren't a prick about it in the first place
If you aren't doing anything and there isn't a bagger, bag your shit! I will love you forever.
Read the screen. (Yes I put it twice, perhaps if you didn't read it the first time you'll read it this time)
Say hi before telling me other shit. I don't know you, I'm not really paying attention to you until you say hi to me.
If you're paying with cash, I dislike it when you give me change unless you have it ready before I tell you the total.
If you're paying with check I hate you unless you have it all filled out before hand besides the price which you are filling out as I am telling you the total.
If you're paying with debit or credit I love you unless you didn't read the fucking screen and can't listen to me when I tell you what to do.
If you don't listen to me I will mumble something to myself that may be audible to the people behind you that may have to do with you being a fucking idiot.
In general, don't be a prick. I could easily charge you more without you realizing it.
If you're gonna argue anything, please be sure to explain stuff in the greatest detail you possibly can. Mention absolutely everything that comes to mind on the topic you're arguing about.
Cashiers who are older than 25 or so hate their job because they are stuck at a crappy career and feel as if they have failed at life.
Cashiers who are younger than 25 or so minorly dislike their job. (This opinion varies)
Baggers are either highly knowledgeable of the store, or are mentally challenged.
Customer service people hate you. Be nice to them and perhaps your transaction will go well and they'll decide not to hate you. It'll make their day better.
Managers don't care about customers. They care that cashiers, baggers, and customer service people are doing their jobs well.
So I think that's that...
NOTE:
These views are not the views of the grocery store I am employed at.
(Throwin that shit in there in case I get in trouble)
Hope that makes you're shopping experience better for the both of us!
I will probably be back with more depressed blogs later!
Well... hopefully not.
Peace!