Look, we appreciate you pitching your ideas but if you have no clue how hacking works then 99% of what you're going to suggest has either already been looked at or is simply impossible.
Whoa! Hold on there. He might be onto something. If we use a flux capacitor to tunnel through AES then the ASCII might just google the exploit from the x86. Linux.I'll just take that you know nothing about hacking.
Profit!