It's the end, motherfluffer--brace yo'self

[H1B1Esquire]

The game: End of the Movie

Rules: choose a song that will play at the end of your movie with your final lines of dialogue into the credits.

One week from your comment--
10+likes: e-mail Scorsese.
6-9 likes: watch some Spielberg.
1-5 likes: watch some Shamalan.
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*A brick flies through a window; glass shatters everywhere*

"You have nothing to offer, even now, with your glittering smile and perfectly tweezed eyebrows, I look down on you, destitute fool. I'll remember you as the lowest form of scum.

When I leave your corpse in the bathroom, I'm not going to flush your toilet, I'm killing your fish, and I'm setting your house on fire.

I'm the last person you'll see and this is the last thing you'll hear:
No one will cry for you, but if you see my son in h-e-double bananas, tell him, "Dad's going to be a little late."
He'll probably shed a tear for you, damn crybaby."

 

[FAST6191]

I have long contemplated my cheesy film arse kicking music. So many choices that is hard to know what to do.


at 1.5x speed.

and yes I am aware of the utter shame I have wrought upon my country by picking the unofficial French national anthem.

 

[H1B1Esquire]

at 1.5x speed.

All I think of when I hear that

Spoiler: is

But what are you arse-kicking lines at the end?

 

[FAST6191]

Cartoons do seem to be one of the main reasons most people know classical music, which is great.

Anyway no lines. Just violence. Same as real life. Maybe the briefest of half smiles in a close up.

Also have alternative song

 

[H1B1Esquire]

Also have alternative song

I'd probably start that as:

"Hey, let's dance."
*Fight ensues in a night club*
*protagonist and antagonist fight from bar to backstage*

 

[Mollycule]

*Runs to top of the building*

 

[H1B1Esquire]

*Runs to top of the building*

So, it's like a Mr. Bean movie....in Russia?

 

[Mollycule]

So, it's like a Mr. Bean movie....in Russia?

Quite, my old chap!

 

[H1B1Esquire]

*Looking out a jail window*

"Yeah, I guess everything worked out--you got the house, the cars, my money, the kids--you even took the dog. Looking back, maybe this was what you planned from day one. I don't know.
What I do know, jail food is better than your cooking and these guys actually say, "Excuse me." when they fart."