Joke Corner

[shadowboy]

About topic: OMG DOOOIDZ LIEK HOW I MINE 4 FISH? So, I decided to use post 300 on my I love gbatemp entry.

About topic description: Knock knock!
Who is there?
How did you know my name is mister who?

XD

 

[mthrnite]

Congrats, and...

Knock knock..
Who's there?
Interrupting cow..
Interrupti..
MMOOOOOOOO!!!!

(my favorite kk joke!)

 

[shadowboy]

Holy crap, that one was hilarious... time for my big guns...

Knock knock
who's there?
Peek ash.
Peek ash who?
I choose you pikachu!

 

[mthrnite]

haha I love bad jokes..

Knock knock..
Who's there?
Fortification..
Fortification who?
Fortification, me and the wife are going to Disneyworld.

ok, off topic, but..

A guy goes to the doctor for his yearly physical. The doctor checks him over and says:
Doc: "I'm sorry sir but you're going to die."
Man: "Oh my god doc, how long have I got?"
Doc: "Ten.."
Man: "Ten? Ten what?"
Doc: "Nine.."

Doc: "Eight.."

Doc: "Seven.."

 

[shadowboy]

I just found this on comedy centeral.
Blonde in a Boat.
There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight.

The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!”

Hehe... poor blondes.

Knock knock
who's there?
IMGUNNAKILLYOUWITHAHUGEAXERIGHTNOW!!
IMGUNNAKILLYOUWITHAHUGEAXERIGHTNOW!! who?
*Head is lopped off by huge axe*

 

[strummer12]

What do you call a blonde with pigtails? A blowjob with handlebars.

 

[[M]artin]

UMMMMMMMMM'KAY.

 

[shadowboy]

artin,Feb 28 2007, 04:12 AM]UMMMMMMMMM'KAY.

Agreed.

What do you call a GBATEMP user with [] around the first letter of his name? [M]artin
XD

 

[mthrnite]

Wonderjoke powers.. ACTIVATE!
Form of.. Riddle!

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A FLAT MINER
(A♭ minor)

What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?
A DRUMMER *badump-ching*

 

[[M]artin]

[M]artin gawt SNAPPED!

 

[shadowboy]

What do you get when you cross me with a gay guy who hates hentai? A normal person! XDDDXXDXD (get it, we'd cancel eachother out!)

A guy walks into a bar. Ouch.

Whats the difference between a mercedes and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!

 

[BoneMonkey]

why the long face !!!!!!!!!!

 

[[M]artin]

Do they make them any other way?

 

[mthrnite]

In honor of my new sig...
.. my favorite Henny Youngman jokes:

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

"Doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do?" The doctor says "Limp!"


EDIT: haha @ why the long face?

 

[shadowboy]

What do you call maxconsole.com?

A suckass biased POS site!

XD

>_> Yeah.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Cause he was dead.

Why did the second monkey fall from the tree?

He was stapled to the first.

Why did the third monkey fall from the tree?

Peer pressure.

 

[mthrnite]

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye deer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no-eye deer.

How do you catch a unique squirrel?
You neek up on him.

How do you catch a tame squirrel?
Tame way.

 

[OSW]

My left arm is Lightning, My right arm is Thunder. I'm gonna unleash a storm on you.

 

[shadowboy]

Whats the same about Michael Jackson and K-mart? Kids pants half off!

What does michael jackson do when he breaks his nose? Order a new one from a catalogue!

 

[Orc]

I have to do this orc style

...

What do you call a gnome with a yeast infection?
-> A quarter-pounder with cheese.

 

[shadowboy]

How many DBZ characters does it take to scrw in a lightbulb?

1, but it takes 7 episodes!

XD!