Looking for a flascard

[Veho]

Hey everyone, I'm looking for a flashcard, adn I need some advice. I wanna flashcard that would meet the following list of requirements:

100% NDS support, without lag, and supports download play;
100% GBA support, with RTC and no lag on games;
fast loading/ short loading times;
cheap; I paid for my DS why should I pay that much for free games;
support the Opera browser,
100% homebrew support;
regular updates; I'm planning to pay up to $30 on that card, I expect the manufacturers to have regular updates, forever;
compatibility with new titles; I don't want to have to wait for updates,
no patching needed, why should I do any extra work, I want just plug and play;
sits flush with the DS Phat, and the DSLite for when I get it;
plays movies and mp3,
has best NES emulation
fetches my slippers
makes coffee
whitens teeth.

Any advice?

Okay, I might have gone overboard a bit near the end there, but I think I got the tone just right

 

[Monkey01]

There's no such cart, you want drag and drop and 100% gba compatibility, meaning a slot2 cart and I don't think any of them have 100% clean rom support. Also needs to sit flush in both ds'es so must be a slot1 then, but slot1 doesn't support GBA roms.
Also, I believe the only cart really coming close to 30 dollar is R4, but that's excluding SD and transport costs, and it doesn't support GBA and I'm not sure if it can make coffee.

 

[zatelli]

Then look no further, I've heard PH4T 16 Team, a newly created division of W3adapter Corp is currently in mass production phase.
Retailers should have it very shortly, so please make sure you preorder it now before it gets on back order

Main features: Plays NDS & iQue both
Plays GBA games flawless.
Must work with ultra microSD
No lag with ultra microSD with all settings
Support downlaod play to unflashed DS using revolutionary adapter (for a small fee of course)
Other useful features:
Makes the laudry for you,
Cooks meals for you.
shaves your head
rips you off
automatik updates with proprietari USB 3 ultra microSD reader.
Best non advertised feature:
screws your PC *we also repair them aswell*
all these features are enclosed for free.

Public recommended Price: 90 pences a day until card breaks or you pass away, whichever first comes.
Thanks for your support our products.
Aplogiez for the poor englisch, we're yet to hire a translator, because small company & we can't afford that. *

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Product available here: W3adapter

 

[xJonny]

Totally get the R-Phore.

 

[JPH]

SuperCard DS One + SC Lite or EZ Flash 3-in-1

 

[xJonny]

You totally missed the planeboat, JPH

 

[Defiance]

You totally missed the planeboat, JPH