Mask Facts Documentary will Shock You!

[comput3rus3r]

You can't deny the facts.

 

[Seliph]

I wear a mask for 4 hours straight every time I work. My lungs have shrunk by 69%. My doctor recently diagnosed me with something he calls Super Asthma, which is like regular asthma but super bad. He said the only cure is a monthly prescription of Sildenafil that costs upwards of 420 dollars, I will have to take this every day for the rest of my life, my job hardly pays over minimum wage so it will be very hard to pay for this.

Wearing a mask has ruined my life. I will never wear it again.

 

[Deleted member 507653]

I wear a mask for 4 hours straight every time I work. My lungs have shrunk by 69%. My doctor recently diagnosed me with something he calls Super Asthma, which is like regular asthma but super bad. He said the only cure is a monthly prescription of Sildenafil that costs upwards of 420 dollars, I will have to take this every day for the rest of my life, my job hardly pays over minimum wage so it will be very hard to pay for this.

Wearing a mask has ruined my life. I will never wear it again.

Huh this is super interesting! Your lung capacity actually expands when you do breathing exercises so I would think the same thing would happen with masks (actually, there are special training masks for athletes that purposefully make it more difficult to breathe for the purpose of strength your lungs).

Do you think it could be because you had a pre-existing health condition? Either way that sucks, I'm sorry it happened to you

E D I T: god i'm dumb, I see now this was a joke

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You can't deny the facts.

man i live for conspiracy videos like this

 

[omgcat]

I wear a mask for 4 hours straight every time I work. My lungs have shrunk by 69%. My doctor recently diagnosed me with something he calls Super Asthma, which is like regular asthma but super bad. He said the only cure is a monthly prescription of Sildenafil that costs upwards of 420 dollars, I will have to take this every day for the rest of my life, my job hardly pays over minimum wage so it will be very hard to pay for this.

Wearing a mask has ruined my life. I will never wear it again.

what dose of Sildenafil? that drug is pretty cheap generic.

 

[Xzi]

Do you think it could be because you had a pre-existing health condition? Either way that sucks, I'm sorry it happened to you

what dose of Sildenafil? that drug is pretty cheap generic.

"69%," "$420," "Super Asthma."

Woosh.

 

[omgcat]

"69%," "$420."

Woosh.

sildenafil is commonly prescribed for COPD, pulmonary hypertension, and in certain cases severe asthma. It helps by opening the blood vessels. probably a bamboozle but wanted to help out someone who seems to be paying a 200+% markup on medication.

 

[Xzi]

probably a bamboozle

Probably he says.

 

[SG854]

Marilyn Manson removed his ribs so that he can suck his own dick.

 

[Xzi]

Aliens built the pyramids to store demon sperm.

 

[SG854]

Elites marry their horses, dress up like werewolves and sacrifice their children on a bloody alter.

 

[morvoran]

Wearing masks has been known to cause severe bouts of TDS in a small number of people. It mainly affects those that live in close quarters with a lot of people or those that live in coastal areas. Worse yet, TDS patients have been known to suffer from tinyPP disease which is only increased through breathing in large amounts of their own smugness while wearing masks..

 

[SG854]

Wearing masks has been known to cause severe bouts of TDS in a small number of people. It mainly affects those that live in close quarters with a lot of people or those that live in coastal areas. Worse yet, TDS patients have been known to suffer from tinyPP disease which is only increased through breathing in large amounts of their own smugness while wearing masks..

You don't wear a mask anywhere? Everywhere I go a mask is required. Grocery stores, my job, ordering at a drive through. They refuse service if you don't wear a mask.

 

[Xzi]

You don't wear a mask anywhere? Everywhere I go a mask is required. Grocery stores, my job, ordering at a drive through. They refuse service if you don't wear a mask.

Morvoran seems like a classic example of a Karen. Probably physically attacks retail employees that offer him a free mask. Screams racist slurs on his way out the door.

 

[morvoran]

You don't wear a mask anywhere? Everywhere I go a mask is required. Grocery stores, my job, ordering at a drive through. They refuse service if you don't wear a mask.

I only travel between my home and my weekend cabin. I get my groceries delivered, so I haven't had to go anywhere that requires those communist face coverings. I'm not taking any chances and end up catching that TPP disease.

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Morvoran seems like a classic example of a Karen. Probably physically attacks retail employees that offer him a free mask. Screams racist slurs on his way out the door.

You didn't see me in the news?


Also, I didn't slip in that video. That was a secret power move of my own version of Tae Kwan Do

 

[SG854]

I only travel between my home and my weekend cabin. I get my groceries delivered, so I haven't had to go anywhere that requires those communist face coverings. I'm not taking any chances and end up catching that TPP disease.

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You didn't see me in the news?

Look at you practicing social distancing and getting your groceries delivered, never stepping in at a physical store. You are an inspiration to all social distancers out there.

 

[Xzi]

You didn't see me in the news?

Yeah I shoulda guessed Florida man too. Missed some easy points there.

 

[Deleted User]

actually, there are special training masks for athletes that purposefully make it more difficult to breathe for the purpose of strength your lungs

i hate myself for doing this, but is that a jojo reference?

 

[morvoran]

Look at you practicing social distancing

That video is why I get my groceries delivered now.

Yeah I shoulda guessed Florida man too. Missed some easy points there.

Florida is the right wing San Francisco. Except they don't suffer from severe TinyPP disease in Florida.

 

[MeAndHax]

I wear a mask for 4 hours straight every time I work. My lungs have shrunk by 69%. My doctor recently diagnosed me with something he calls Super Asthma, which is like regular asthma but super bad. He said the only cure is a monthly prescription of Sildenafil that costs upwards of 420 dollars, I will have to take this every day for the rest of my life, my job hardly pays over minimum wage so it will be very hard to pay for this.

Wearing a mask has ruined my life. I will never wear it again.

Fake News

 

[SG854]

That video is why I get my groceries delivered now.

Florida is the right wing San Francisco. Except they don't suffer from severe TinyPP disease in Florida.

Maybe everyone should watch that video then if it means less people going to a physical store even if its for a conspiracy reason. Lessens chance of virus spreading with people being in close quarters. A conspiracy that saves lives.