Michael Bay says 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' are aliens,

[Jennyfurr]

Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making moviessss?
Seriously, this is just dumb.

 

[431unknown]

Somebody get me a gun so I can put myself out of misery now please. Seriously wtf?

 

[DiscostewSM]

Remember when aliens were introduced into Indiana Jones? We all know how that ended.

 

[ZAFDeltaForce]

Turtles mutated from toxic sludge, are well versed in martial arts and go around fighting crime are aliens





Sounds legit.

 

[Scorpei]

So....uh.. essentially...

We're going to take the childhood memories of millions of people out there, and take a huge intoxicating watery dump on them.

No no no, that was the original story! Geesh! Didn't you read anything from the OP ?

 

[Pong20302000]

He was from a different dimension. The Turtles are earth born who dicked around in some toxic Ooze.

thats the best summary ive heard

 

[Shinigami357]

Obviously they crash-landed here on Earth in search of the all-powerful pizzabox owned by some nerd who's trying to sell it on e-bay.

Cue OVER 9000 explosions.

THE END

Duh.

Owait... that was transformers.

So... what's Bay smokin?

 

[Master Mo]

Changing the Origin-Story for such a beloved franchise is very very risky... I personally don't like where this is going, since I always thought the mutation of the four turtles and other creatires was one of the best aspects of TMNT!

Also when I read this I immediately thought about Leela from Futurama because of the mutant-alien-thing

 

[the_randomizer]

I died a little inside, i hope this film destroys his career. I really do.

Michael Bay has a career? I didn't know he had enough dendrites in his brain to direct, much less label it as a career.

 

[ShadowSoldier]

I died a little inside, i hope this film destroys his career. I really do.

Michael Bay has a career? I didn't know he had enough dendrites in his brain to direct, much less label it as a career.

When millions of people will pay you millions of dollars for a piece of crap, it's easy to have a career.

 

[the_randomizer]

Can't argue with that. I've only seen one Michael Bay movie, and while it certainly wasn't his worst, I'm not sure I want to see it again.

 

[DiscostewSM]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/entertainment/celebrities/michael-bay-tells-mutant-ninja-turtles-fans-to-chill-after-comment-on-origin-of-turtle-power/2012/03/20/gIQA47NEQS_story.html?tid=pm_entertainment_pop

He wants us to take a chill pill, lol.

Anyways, he should name it Teenage Alien Intergalatic Ninja Turtles, also known as T.A.I.N.T.

 

[Sora de Eclaune]

Teenage MUTANT Ninja Turtles.

If they're aliens and not mutants, then both the title and subject are wrong.

This is not Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. This is an entirely new movie that is ultimately similar but not the series we love. Move along and pretend it's not supposed to be the same thing.

Anyways, he should name it Teenage Alien Intergalatic Ninja Turtles, also known as T.A.I.N.T.

Or Teenage Intergalactic Taijutsu Turtle Yuppies.

 

[Jugarina]

Somebody get me a gun so I can put myself out of misery now please. Seriously wtf?

I've got a bunch of guns you can choose from and I suggest picking my elephant gun so I can see all the gibs fly.

 

[Hells Malice]

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He wants us to take a chill pill, lol.

Anyways, he should name it Teenage Alien Intergalatic Ninja Turtles, also known as T.A.I.N.T.

Robbie Rist, who voiced the character Michelangelo in the original 1990 live-action film adaptation, said Monday in a Facebook message that Bay is “sodomizing” the original movies and causing “the r@pe of our childhood memories.”

I lol'd so hard at that part.

If Bay was working closely with the original writers, they could probably tell him right away that the ninja turtles were normal turtles before getting hit with radioactive ooze.
AKA they aren't freakin' aliens ever...
if anything, they're xmen mutants.

 

[Hyro-Sama]

Michael Bay. The greastest troll in Hollywood.

 

[PolloDiablo]

no, they're turtles

 

[ShadowSoldier]

http://www.washingto...tertainment_pop

He wants us to take a chill pill, lol.

Anyways, he should name it Teenage Alien Intergalatic Ninja Turtles, also known as T.A.I.N.T.

Robbie Rist, who voiced the character Michelangelo in the original 1990 live-action film adaptation, said Monday in a Facebook message that Bay is “sodomizing” the original movies and causing “the r@pe of our childhood memories.”

I lol'd so hard at that part.

If Bay was working closely with the original writers, they could probably tell him right away that the ninja turtles were normal turtles before getting hit with radioactive ooze.
AKA they aren't freakin' aliens ever...
if anything, they're xmen mutants.

I can't believe some of the other actors are supporting him. Sure we haven't seen the script, but come on, the only alien that should be in a TMNT movie is Krang. It's clear he's not working closely with the original writers. The only thing I can think of, is that they get turned into aliens or something, but even then, that's dumb as shit too.

 

[BlueStar]

The Turtles sold out in the 80s when they gave them all coloured headbands and turned them into kid-friendly Jar Jar Binks type characters, people are a bit late to complain about their canon being changed and them not bring true to their roots.

 

[ShadowSoldier]

The Turtles sold out in the 80s when they gave them all coloured headbands and turned them into kid-friendly Jar Jar Binks type characters, people are a bit late to complain about their canon being changed and them not bring true to their roots.

Except they were still earthborn turtles who were in ooze back during that time.