Phil Spencer: Since we failed to buy Nintendo, we'll just make a ripoff of Mario Bros., we'll call it Wario Bros.
Phil's little helper monkey: What about Wonky Kong
Executive: We already acquired the real Donkey Kong when we acquired Rare 20 years, why the F haven't we made any games with it?
Phil Spencer: new Donkey Kong confirmed. Hey let's buy Sony
Executive: We tried they won't sell to us
Phil: Then we'll just buy Japan
Phil's little helper monkey: What about Wonky Kong
Executive: We already acquired the real Donkey Kong when we acquired Rare 20 years, why the F haven't we made any games with it?
Phil Spencer: new Donkey Kong confirmed. Hey let's buy Sony
Executive: We tried they won't sell to us
Phil: Then we'll just buy Japan
