Name a video game and I'll tell you why it sucks

[Subtle Demise]

Name any game; released, unreleased, old, new, and I'll tell you exactly why it's trash.

 

[Dionicio3]

my life

 

[Glyptofane]

How about Fester's Quest?

 

[Deleted User]

What is your favorite game now?
Just asking, there's a certain post I want to respond to in the EOF

 

[Subtle Demise]

my life

Too difficult to level up, tutorial level is too long and complicated, no special moves, no powers, and the endgame is just you sitting around waiting to die.

How about Fester's Quest?

Who thought it would be a good idea to make an Addams Family game? What happens in the Addams Family franchise that anyone could make a game about? Oh yeah, nothing. That's why they had to take another game that just ripped off the overhead sections from Blaster Master and slap a license on it. So now you have Uncle Fester shooting aliens.

What is your favorite game now?
Just asking, there's a certain post I want to respond to in the EOF

Of all time? Probably MGS2

 

[Deleted User]

Oh hey! What do you think about Metal Gear Solid 2?

Spoiler

how could you fall for the bait x3

 

[Subtle Demise]

Oh hey! What do you think about Metal Gear Solid 2?

Spoiler

how could you fall for the bait x3

Long cutscenes that make no sense and you need a PhD in philosophy and have played every Metal Gear game up to that point to even have an inkling as to what's going on. Raiden and Rose and their stupid high school relationship bullshit. All the really cool shit only happens in cutscenes. Oh, and it's super short.

Spoiler

I knew exactly what you were trying to do

 

[Deleted User]

Okay tell me about the AMC TC then :3

 

[Subtle Demise]

Okay tell me about the AMC TC then :3

Bad graphics, outdated engine, and this guy is taking a shit:

 

[Rabbid4240]

you ripped off my smash bros ranting thread

 

[IC_]

Animal crossing new leaf is my favorite game and I play it every day

 

[FAST6191]

Being greedy.

Unreal Tournament 2000

Perfect Dark XBLA

Tetris as a general concept.

 

[AmandaRose]

Grand Theft Auto Online lol.

 

[Reynardine]

What about The Legend of Zelda: A Link To The Past? Why does that suck?

 

[Subtle Demise]

you ripped off my smash bros ranting thread

Not intentionally. I actually wanted to rant about botw since I've been playing it lately, and had the better idea of bitching about games that people mostly consider to be good.

Animal crossing new leaf is my favorite game and I play it every day

It's like Harvest Moon but there's no farming and everything has to be done in real time. Impossible to play for people who actually work for a living, therefore it is only for kids and nolifes.

Spoiler

keep in mind these are not meant to be taken seriously and not all of the complaints are legitimate, justified, or reasonable in any way

Being greedy.

Unreal Tournament 2000

Perfect Dark XBLA

Tetris as a general concept.

UT: Die too fast, the guns aren't realistic, and the characters are ugly
PD: the characters' mouths don't move when they talk. This is supposed to be an Xbox 360 game! Microsoft ruined Rare, etc. Nobody plays the online anymore.
Tetris: you stack blocks and clear lines, whoop-de-fucking-doo! How is that interesting in the slightest?

Grand Theft Auto Online lol.

Predatory microtransactions, gambling away real money for a chance to win fake money, and nobody knows what they are doing when it comes to heists.

What about The Legend of Zelda: A Link To The Past? Why does that suck?

Super Nintendo? That thing's old as shit! The low heart beeping is annoying as fuck. Sarahsararshasla is a dumb name for a character. Did I mention the annoying beeping? Oh and fuck the skull woods dungeon.

 

[Deleted User]

What about Sonic '06?

 

[Reynardine]

Hmm, I'd have to agree with you on the low health beeping part. Haha.

 

[H1B1Esquire]

Okay--Breath of Fire III and "The Desert star" can't be used.

 

[Rabbid4240]

Not intentionally. I actually wanted to rant about botw since I've been playing it lately, and had the better idea of bitching about games that people mostly consider to be good.

ok xd

 

[Subtle Demise]

What about Sonic '06?

Sonic and human princess. Gross.

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Okay--Breath of Fire III and "The Desert star" can't be used.

It has Sonichu in it