NDS Games for a 3 Month Old

[Njrg]

We have threads for 3 year olds, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 9's; but wheres the thread for the 3-month old, minority of gamers.

See my nephew opened his eyes some time ago and he's desperately in need for some quality gaming. Thats where you come into play. I need a list of fun, quality games for him

Any suggestions?

 

[lolzed]

Babies shouldn't be playing games.It will destroy their eyesight.

 

[Njrg]

Babies shouldn't be playing games.It will destroy their eyesight.

Oh please, I started at like half his age.

And I furned out just tine. >:[

 

[Tonitonichopchop]

That's a little early to start gaming. Even those crappy Mario games on the snes are too advanced for a baby. Just buy him/her baby toys.

 

[lolzed]

Babies shouldn't be playing games.It will destroy their eyesight.

Oh please, I started at like half his age.

And I furned out just tine. >:[

Not everyone's eyesight is yours.

I suggest letting him start maybe 5(or 4) years old

 

[R2DJ]

Babies shouldn't be playing games.It will destroy their eyesight.

Oh please, I started at like half his age.

And I furned out just tine. >:[

Doesn't mean it's guaranteed that he will be "fine".

 

[HorseBox]

hahahahaa! (i hope this is a joke.... right? :S )

 

[InuYasha]

Babies shouldn't be playing games.It will destroy their eyesight.

Oh please, I started at like half his age.

And I furned out just tine. >:[

Right so you started playing games at 1.5 months? suuuure.....This thread is pointless.....

 

[The Catboy]

Babies shouldn't be playing games.It will destroy their eyesight.

Oh please, I started at like half his age.

And I furned out just tine. >:[

Yes, your argument works perfectly when you are just "tine"

 

[emigre]

Isn't the sarcasim obvious?

 

[Trulen]

Are you sure your nephew's got enough motory skillls to even hold a controller and remotely understand what he's doing? I'm all for children and gaming, but if he perceives it at a bit of plastic making sounds, you may want to op for a $5 peice of plastic that makes sounds, rather than a $100 handheld.

 

[Slyakin]

I'm surprised how few of you get the joke...


It's pure sarcasm!

 

[fartos32]

I'm surprised how few of you get the joke...


It's pure sarcasm!

i do now

 

[The Darkness Wit]

This who I am percieving the majority of people in the topic

"U SHAZINT LAT TEH BABEZ PLAH TEH VIDEOZ GAMEZ LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL SERIOUS SPAM SECTION DISCUSSION"

 

[Njrg]

I'm surprised how few of you get the joke...


It's pure sarcasm!

You'd be suprised how many sarcastic NDS threads or pointless DS threads people take seriously.

 

[mthrnite]

There are funnier ways to warp a child.

 

[Phoenix Goddess]

Awww, that baby is so cute.
You can see the passion to kill his/her mother in his eyes

 

[Thoob]

DS games? I was finished pretty much every Mario and Zelda DS game by 3 weeks old. Get the child a PS3 or Xbox and let them shit talk to some 10 year olds while owning them on Call of Duty.

 

[ProtoKun7]

Oh please, I started at like half his age.

And I furned out just tine. >:[

Hehe, of course you did.

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QUOTE(Slyakin @ Jul 7 2010, 05:40 AM) I'm surprised how few of you get the joke...


It's pure sarcasm!

You'd be suprised how many sarcastic NDS threads or pointless DS threads people take seriously.

I know! Fun, isn't it?

 

[Mantis41]

I think a PSP would be more age appropriate.