Here's a bit of good ol' Southern humor:
A guy is standing on the ledge of a tall building, ready to jump and end his life. A Texan comes up to try and stop the man.
Texan: Don't jump! Remember all of your fortune!
Jumper: I lost all my money in the stock market.
Texan: Well, remember your wife!
Jumper: She left me for another man.
Texan: Well, remember your parents!
Jumper: My parents are dead.
Texan: Well, remember the Alamo!
Jumper: What's the Alamo?
Texan: What are you waiting for? Jump, you damned Yankee!
EDIT: Oh, and in case if you really don't know what the Alamo is, it's where a famous battle took place in a war with Mexico. The Texans decided to hold their ground against the Mexicans in the Alamo fort, and all of them were killed. For the rest of the war, "Remember the Alamo!" was a common battle cry. In a nutshell, if you don't know the Alamo, you ain't no Southerner.
EDIT2: One more thing, I figured out that if you put
this in your profile for AIM, it will do the
You are my Friend flash using the user's screenname. Let them freak about it too.