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[impeeza]

The importance of punctuation.

 

[CoolMe]

"Are you uncomfortable with eye contact?"
More like guaranteed eye infections..

 

[Veho]

 

[Noctosphere]

You should censor that butthole
I call for porn...

 

[hippy dave]

 

[CoolMe]

 

[hippy dave]

 

[hippy dave]

 

[Veho]

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I mean yeah, that's an unorthodox way to cut an avocado, but the cut is clean, and they're holding the knife correctly and the fingers are not close to the blade... check out these people opening a coconut:

 

[Veho]

 

[impeeza]

I mean yeah, that's an unorthodox way to cut an avocado, but the cut is clean, and they're holding the knife correctly and the fingers are not close to the blade... check out these people opening a coconut:

or this:

Spoiler: exercise your discretion, not apt for weak stomach

 

[Veho]

or this:

Spoiler: exercise your discretion, not apt for weak stomach

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Well, you have to hand it to him.
He knows his way around a blade.
He knows his knife like the back of his hand.
He is very handy with a knife, is what I'm saying.

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

this is exactly why no one has or ever will truly love you.

 

[CoolMe]

 

[Veho]

this is exactly why no one has or ever will truly love you.

That's showbiz, baby.

 

[JuanMena]

PEU ÊTRE POURQUOI NE EXISTE PAS?

 

[JuanMena]

To be honest I've had a crush on her since I was 10 12

Gee... wasn't this made in 2004?

 

[MockyLock]

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PEU ÊTRE POURQUOI NE EXISTE PAS?

Translation :
She : He must be thinking about another girl...
He : Why did Romans crucify the only guy able to change water into wine ?

Actually, "pinard" is a slang for wine, a bit pejorative.

 

[JuanMena]

Translation :
She : He must be thinking about another girl...
He : Why did Romans crucified the only guy able to change water in wine ?

Actually, "pinard" is a slang for wine, a bit pejorative.

Thanks for explaining the joke.

 

[Veho]

Thanks for explaining the joke.

Translation is not explanation.

Anyway, here: