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The homies: Arguing over whose mom's the hottest.
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(the joke is that some of sigmund freud's studies include that dudes might wanna bang they own moms, and that girls are jealous of men's dicks, but that last one's neither here nor there)
 

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Got into a huge fight with my boyfriend because of his obsession with Bob Marley. He got me so mad I dumped him and then on the way out of his house I stole his satellite tv box.

Hope his love for Bob Marley was worth it as he now has

No woman no Sky :rofl2:
 

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Got into a huge fight with my boyfriend because of his obsession with Bob Marley. He got me so mad I dumped him and then on the way out of his house I stole his satellite tv box.

Hope his love for Bob Marley was worth it as he now has

No woman no Sky :rofl2:
Amanda....what???

Surely this is all a joke because - I've had some wildly unstable crazy relationships - but breaking up over Bob Marley is next level
 

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Amanda....what???

Surely this is all a joke because - I've had some wildly unstable crazy relationships - but breaking up over Bob Marley is next level
I guess it's a joke only people who know Bob Marley lyrics and know that the UKs number one TV providers name is Sky will get that joke :rofl2:
 
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