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[JuanMena]

Juan had 5 balls of steel, Pedro comes and takes 2.
What color is Pedro?

 

[Noctosphere]

Juan had 5 balls of steel, Pedro comes and takes 2.
What color is Pedro?

next to him

 

[JuanMena]

next to him

Pedro wears this tee:

And Juan wears:

 

[Noctosphere]

My question now :

If a train travels at 80km/h, while facing a wind at 25km/h,
The distance between its departure and its arrival is 300km,
Knowing there are two hills, on at 15degree, the other at 18 degree,
And that there are no downhill,
What will be the price of the banana muffin?

 

[JuanMena]

My question now :

If a train travels at 80km/h, while facing a wind at 25km/h,
The distance between its departure and its arrival is 300km,
Knowing there are two hills, on at 15degree, the other at 18 degree,
And that there are no downhill,
What will be the price of the banana muffin?

I have another question:
Why down syndrome people can't see ghosts?

Edit: Because ghosts are extranormal experiences.
Ba-dum psts ptpttttttt psps pttttpspssssprptp pum!

 

[Noctosphere]

I have another question:
Why down syndrome people can't see ghosts?

I have the question everyone should answer :

What do you want?

 

[JuanMena]

I have the question everyone should answer :

What do you want?

A joke so dark that Disney would give it it's own movie!

 

[Noctosphere]

A joke so dark that Disney would give it it's own movie!

A disney character finds a dead baby in a trash can
He/she is horrified and its dumb friend just says
"hey it could have been worse, it could have been in two trashcans"

Dark enough?

 

[JuanMena]

A disney character finds a dead baby in a trash can
He/she is horrified and its dumb friend just says
"hey it could have been worse, it could have been in two trashcans"

Dark enough?

Make it darker.
So dark that immature and biased mods locks this thread from further replies.

 

[Noctosphere]

Make it darker.
So dark that immature and biased mods locks this thread from further replies.

ok, so here's a juanmena kind of joke

Spoiler

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[Hayato213]

 

[JuanMena]

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It's called Sleep Deprivation.

 

[Hayato213]

It's called Sleep Deprivation.

Sleep Deprivation from missing @godreborn ?

 

[JuanMena]

Sleep Deprivation from missing @godreborn ?

 

[The Catboy]

No

 

[FAST6191]

A disney character finds a dead baby in a trash can
He/she is horrified and its dumb friend just says
"hey it could have been worse, it could have been in two trashcans"

Dark enough?

No dibs on the liver? No my turn fucking it first? No aristocrats style setup with it? You must be new to this dark joke business.

That said a favourite of my grandfather.

One of the southern states. Truck driver is going along, sees a couple of black fellas hitch hiking.
"I don't have room in the cab but you can ride in the back".
A little while later your typical good old boy sheriff pulls the truck over, hand resting on revolver despite it not being the 1800s any more.
"What are you carrying today?"
"Bowling balls, couple of black guys back there as well"
"OK I'm a need to take a look"
Guy gets out and opens the doors up.
Sheriff takes one look shouts
"shut it back up -- they are hatching"

Depending upon the telling the punchline might have more choice words in it.