Say it out loud jokes

[Xuphor]

Things you have to say out loud for it to make sense.
Example:

My dixie wrecked because ice bank mice elf.

 

[koimayeul]

even after saying it loud it doesn't make any sense to me

 

[Xuphor]

even after saying it loud it doesn't make any sense to me

Um.... are you really 31?
I get it, and it's a joke that doesn't apply to me.

 

[koimayeul]

even after saying it loud it doesn't make any sense to me

Um.... are you really 31?
I get it, and it's a joke that doesn't apply to me.

ya really 31 but also too french on some english wordplay like this one, i guess

 

[Xuphor]

Ah, yea, an accent would throw it off. I kinda don't want to type it as it sounds

 

[Veho]

The way it's spelled now makes it sound like you have a stuffy nose when you say it out loud

 

[LunaWofl]

Sorry to Russia, but I Moscow.

 

[machomuu]

Sorry to Russia, but I Moscow.

I get the first part and up until "cow"...I pronounce it as cow, like the animal.

 

[cwstjdenobs]

My dixie wrecked because ice bank mice elf.

"because ice bank mice elf." is obvious, no problem there.

But "My dixie wrecked" sounds exactly the same out loud as it does in my head. What accent do you speak with?

 

[Xuphor]

My dixie wrecked because ice bank mice elf.

"because ice bank mice elf." is obvious, no problem there.

But "My dixie wrecked" sounds exactly the same out loud as it does in my head. What accent do you speak with?

Not me, I'm american, no accent. And koimayeul said he's french just 6 posts above.

 

[cwstjdenobs]

up until "cow"...I pronounce it as cow, like the animal.

A lot of people pronounce it co, not cow.

QUOTE(Xuphor @ Aug 10 2011, 11:37 PM) Not me, I'm american, no accent. And koimayeul said he's french just 6 posts above.

Lol, I'm English and I have an accent. Which particular American accent?

 

[Xuphor]

up until "cow"...I pronounce it as cow, like the animal.

A lot of people pronounce it co, not cow.

QUOTE(Xuphor @ Aug 10 2011, 11:37 PM) Not me, I'm american, no accent. And koimayeul said he's french just 6 posts above.

Lol, I'm English and I have an accent. Which particular American accent?

I don't get why you are asking me. I get the joke, I posted the dang joke. The only person that didn't get it was koimayeul

 

[cwstjdenobs]

I don't get why you are asking me. I get the joke, I posted the dang joke. The only person that didn't get it was koimayeul

I don't get it either. I'm trying to work out how you say "My dixie wrecked".

 

[Xuphor]

I don't get why you are asking me. I get the joke, I posted the dang joke. The only person that didn't get it was koimayeul

I don't get it either. I'm trying to work out how you say "My dixie wrecked".

My dick's erect.

 

[nryn99]

haha, i got the dixie part, not the bank part. just the "ice bank" is it supposed to be i spank?

 

[Xuphor]

haha, i got the dixie part, not the bank part. just the "ice bank" is it supposed to be i spank?

Yes...

 

[nryn99]

well, i still don't get the idea.
i'm filipino, i don't get some foreign word jokes and memes.

 

[Xuphor]

"My dick's erected because I spank myself."

 

[nryn99]

what i mean is, i still don't get why would your dick be erected just because of spanking yourself.

sorry about this.

 

[Xuphor]

what i mean is, i still don't get why would your dick be erected just because of spanking yourself.

sorry about this.

It's called a fetish.