I'm competing against 3 other people in a school event where I must make 4 randomly selected students spit out the koolaid which they will have in their mouth (laughing is the implied objective). My main obstacle is finding "LOL" jokes that are school appropriate that take less than 15 seconds. In fact I am almost convinced they don't exist. I intend to scare the crap out of one of them (proven to work!
), but I can't do that when the mic gets passed to me and I'd imagine the other 3 would catch on despite the fact that they are all facing away from each other. So yea, need sum jokes potent enough to make someone spit out a mouth full of liquid (or more dirty tricks besides starting a joke quietly and then shouting to startle them)