Scientific attempt to create the most annoying song ever.

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An online poll conducted in the ’90s set Vitaly Komar, Alex Melamid and David Soldier on a quest to create the most annoying song ever. After gathering data about people’s least favorite music and lyrical subjects, they did the unthinkable: they combined them into a single monstrosity, specifically engineered to sound unpleasant to the maximum percentage of listeners.
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It’s actually a fascinating listen, worthwhile for the opera rapping alone. (We didn’t think that was possible either.)http://www.wired.com/listening_post/2008/04/a-scientific-at/

QUOTEAn operatic soprano raps and sings atonal music, advertising jingles, political slogans, and "elevator" music, and a children's choir sings jingles and holiday songs.
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Therefore, it can be shown that if there is no covariance—someone who dislikes bagpipes is as likely to hate elevator music as someone who despises the organ, for example—fewer than 200 individuals of the world's total population would enjoy this piece.
http://www.ubu.com/sound/komar.html


MP3 of the song here.

A couple of parts get stuck in my head.
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That's the thing I remember the most. The banjo part was cool actually.


Edit: At 14:20 it's sounds a little like music from a videogame.
 

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Haha I kinda like this so far lol, I totally have the same Keyboard they use in this song. Its an old Casio from the late 80's or really early 90's.

I started to get annoyed with the children but Idk, I think this is pretty funny xD
 

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The beginning sounds a bit like that place in pokemon colosseum.
Oh when will it be over, I swear my ears are about to bleed.
It kind of reminds me of Who Framed Roger Rabbit?.
 

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