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If you ban men, the world will plunge into darkness because women can't change light bulbs. I am a proud man, with a colossal penis.
If you ban men, the world will plunge into darkness because women can't change light bulbs. I am a proud man, with a colossal penis.
There's a proven fact that men bragging about their tool are in fact wearing tiny cocktail sausages, or baby carrots.I am a proud man, with a colossal penis.
Actually, you're right. I always dreamed about having a powerful and big penis, but reality is stronger than dreams. When I was a kid, people always said that having a big penis was a form of pride, and since then, I felt that I was different, mine is small. I made this thread because I'm an attention whore, in fact, no one has ever called me "she"...There's a proven fact that men bragging about their tool are in fact wearing tiny cocktail sausages, or baby carrots.
I am deeply sorry about this, I hope that I didn't hurt you. If there is anything I can do for you just ask me. I'm sorry.Dude just go get massive fucking chip off your shoulder and fucking chill the fuck out. I wasn't calling you a prick but you have proved you are one. Possibly the biggest I have ever met on GBATemp. And the fact you have to brag about your ' colossal penis' well maybe you should go in the corner and cry some incel tears
Actually, you're right. I always dreamed about having a powerful and big penis, but reality is stronger than dreams. When I was a kid, people always said that having a big penis was a form of pride, and since then, I felt that I was different, mine is small. I made this thread because I'm an attention whore, in fact, no one has ever called me "she"...
I am deeply sorry about this, I hope that I didn't hurt you. If there is anything I can do for you just ask me. I'm sorry.
If you change a light bulb with your tiny carrot, I won't ban youIf you ban men, the world will plunge into darkness because women can't change light bulbs. I am a proud man, with a colossal penis.
That would mean you'd have to ban yourselfEw men, we should ban them all
I might just cut it off and place a bigger one instead.If you change a light bulb with your tiny carrot, I won't ban you
You seem to have mixed up the words ban and burn lolEw men, we should ban them all
Why not both?You seem to have mixed up the words ban and burn lol
Probably mine.And whose fault is that?
Damn dude, thats a low blowProbably mine.
Telling them that their dick was a cocktail sausage was uncalled for.
Yes, it's my fault, that's why I apologized. I take full responsibility if this thread made you waste your time, feel free to PM me if you need something, I am willing to help you as an apology.And whose fault is that?
*Telling himProbably mine.
Telling them that their dick was a cocktail sausage was uncalled for.
I'm sorry, didn't mean to offend you.Yes, it's my fault, that's why I apologized. I take full responsibility if this thread made you waste your time, feel free to PM me if you need something, I am willing to help you as an apology.
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*Telling him
No it's fine don't worry. I still have a warranty on my threads by the way, so if I made you angry or something you are eligible for the free help too.I'm sorry, didn't mean to offend you.
Me and my assumptions
You should definitely ban her sorry i mean him. She damb it he is probably gonna get upset i said that lol.If you change a light bulb with your tiny carrot, I won't ban you
That will theach them!You should definitely ban her sorry i mean him. She damb it he is probably gonna get upset i said that lol.