The Longest Joke in the World

[Osaka]

i didn't get fooled by this one.

No, you were a fool already.

It was funny, but I liked more reading through it than the ending actually.

yes, the funnest part WAS the story. it was really well told.

 

[Foie]

Yeah, I read the whole thing. The joke is funny in a very corny way.

 

[lupinesoul]

I thought the longest joke in the world was humanity...

 

[science]

Where is the group that before reading looked at how long it was and read none of it? Thats where I fall under

 

[tinymonkeyt]

Where is the group that before reading looked at how long it was and read none of it? Thats where I fall under

 

[Sir-Fritz]

Someone told me this two years ago in a boring lesson of drama, almost all of its irrelavent.

 

[Gore]

I read it top to bottom, and I must say
I was waiting to be Bel-Air'd, I wasn't Bel-Air'd.

 

[Rock Raiyu]

Such a long joke. Took me a while to read it (15 minutes, 25 minutes tops). And I don't get it.

 

[Kuya]

Im pretty happy to say that Im in the first group. You know, even though the punch line sucked and was a bad ending to the story, I enjoyed that story so much! That was a REALLY good story, IMO. Thank you OP for sharing that with us, Im gonna share it with all my friends.

For those of you who DONT GET THE ENDING... (Spoilers are in white text below this)
There is a classic saying that goes BETTER LATE THAN NEVER. This story uses a clever mockup of it by switching some words, resulting in BETTER NATE THAN LEVER. This could also refer to the guy being so indesicive about killing Nate. When he finally decided what to do, it was better late than never, better Nate than the lever.

 

[PBC]

Gonna have to go out on a limb and say this has just as much to do with personality assessment as a flaming bag of poop. You either step on it, or you don't.

 

[RoboClover]

ha, i suppose that puts me in the 11 percent doesnt it...

Thanks Xcalibur, i really enjoyed that even though it wasnt terribly funny; it was a great story.

 

[juggernaut911]

I saw the percent thingies but didnt bother to read. I'm the %.000001 who just scrolled down to "Add Reply" to post this

 

[Japhle]

I agree with PBC on that subject, but I read the whole thing and it feels like a very small story with a stupid ending.

 

[deathfisaro]

I fall under the second group.

I jumped to the last sentence without reading a single word of the joke, I just saw END and read a single line above.

But then I read the entire personality test thing to find out I fall under the second group.
I didn't bother with reading a joke, but I devotedly read the not-funny-test-result part, ironic isn't it?

 

[DarkAura]

I think I busted my scrolling finger.

 

[moozxy]

hahahaha
best. joke. ever.

 

[Esh]

Damnit, that was a good story.

Why did it have to end that way?!

 

[MAD_BOY]

Woah, it's like CAD without pictures.

 

[Gore]

Woah, it's like CAD without pictures.

NO.

 

[xcalibur]

You know what the funny thing is?
I posted it only because it was so long.
I never even read the personality test.