The Most Pointless Toy Ever...

[Njrg]

This is what you get when you combine batteries with a ping pong ball and a dixie cup. Apparently you play with it by recording you and your friends throwing a ball into a cap and then upload the video to youtube. Not sold yet? It makes annoying sounds and the outside is ugly as hell and tries too hard to look hip.

And apparently its marketed to young adult men with no jobs, but it was my understanding that any boy 13 or over only wants to play with video games or a girl's body. So who exactly is the target audience? Because the sheer stupidity of the product makes me just as mad as it confuses me.
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Also theres a trend in Nintendo DS RPG's that I absolutely loathe. Save points. Why the hell can't I save anywhere I want?! Why does it always have to be on a world map or in a designated checkpoint?To me its a tad pointless and unwanted. :\
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And I'm soon to hit post 1000 soon, why hasn't anyone celebrated me yet? >:[

 

[Veho]

Is it more pointless than the Pet Rock?

 

[Infinite Zero]

This is what you get when you combine batteries with a ping pong ball and a dixie cup. Apparently you play with it by recording you and your friends throwing a ball into a cap and then upload the video to youtube. Not sold yet? It makes annoying sounds and the outside is ugly as hell and tries too hard to look hip.

And apparently its marketed to young adult men with no jobs, but it was my understanding that any boy 13 or over only wants to play with video games or a girl's body. So who exactly is the target audience? Because the sheer stupidity of the product makes me just as mad as it confuses me.
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Also theres a trend in Nintendo DS RPG's that I absolutely loathe. Save points. Why the hell can't I save anywhere I want?! Why does it always have to be on a world map or in a designated checkpoint?To me its a tad pointless and unwanted. :\
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And I'm soon to hit post 1000 soon, why hasn't anyone celebrated me yet? >:[

Because I was first than you?

QUOTE(Veho @ Jul 2 2010, 07:17 PM) Is it more pointless than the Pet Rock?

HAHAHAHHHAH pointless as it can ever be

 

[CamulaHikari]

Is it more pointless than the Pet Rock?

But Pet Rocks are awesome~! They are like the most obedient pet ever

. You can easily take them anywere. They don't crap in the living room. They don't get diseases. And they never die~!
YAY for the pet rock~!

 

[Veho]

Besides, ping pong ball tricks already are a sport of sorts, so why not accessorize with an ugly talking mug?




I mean, the activity involves a ball and a cup, there's a grand total of two things you could pimp out (with graphics, decals and electronic sound), and balls are not a good choice, for a variety of reasons. "Pimp my balls"? No.

 

[Njrg]

Is it more pointless than the Pet Rock?

But Pet Rocks are awesome~! They are like the most obedient pet ever

. You can easily take them anywere. They don't crap in the living room. They don't get diseases. And they never die~!
YAY for the pet rock~!

They also break windows and its a novelty item... it isnt a legitimate toy.

 

[Infinite Zero]

But Pet Rocks are awesome~! They are like the most obedient pet ever

. You can easily take them anywere. They don't crap in the living room. They don't get diseases. And they never die~!
YAY for the pet rock~!

but you cant talk to them, and lick you and make you feel better

 

[Joe88]

They don't crap in the living room.

 

[Veho]

but you cant talk to them, and lick you and make you feel better

That's what girlfriends are for

 

[Raika]

I love my pet toothpick. Unfortunately I lost it a few days ago...

 

[CamulaHikari]

Is it more pointless than the Pet Rock?

But Pet Rocks are awesome~! They are like the most obedient pet ever

. You can easily take them anywere. They don't crap in the living room. They don't get diseases. And they never die~!
YAY for the pet rock~!

They also break windows and its a novelty item... it isnt a legitimate toy.

But breaking windows is awesome. Especially with the weather we have here. Why do windows make it so hot >.

 

[Veho]

and its a novelty item... it isnt a legitimate toy.

And what you posted is a cup and not a legitimate toy

 

[CamulaHikari]

They don't crap in the living room.

Omg bad bad pet rock. You soiled the pet rock name. Now my pet rock will hunt you down~!

@Raika
Poor you, hope you find it back soon~!

@Infinite Zero
Who says you can't talk to them, they just don't talk back.... Or do they?
For licking you... That's were friends are for XD
And friends also make you feel better.

Maybe I need to get another pet rock to keep mine company when I'm gone...

 

[Veho]

Maybe I need to get another pet rock to keep mine company when I'm gone...

Get the USB version

 

[CamulaHikari]

Maybe I need to get another pet rock to keep mine company when I'm gone...

Get the USB version

Immediately orders one

~! He looks cuwl, now I just need a name... Need to make sure it's a female, since the one I have now is male xD
My male pet rock's name is Henk

Hmmm female name..... -thinks-

 

[ProtoKun7]

We haven't celebrated because you haven't actually arrived at 1,000 yet.

We will. :3

 

[VashTS]

those ping pong ball tricks are edited. if they aren't they took about 5,000 tries to do it.

 

[myuusmeow]

Maybe I need to get another pet rock to keep mine company when I'm gone...

Get the USB version

Immediately orders one

~! He looks cuwl, now I just need a name... Need to make sure it's a female, since the one I have now is male xD
My male pet rock's name is Henk

Hmmm female name..... -thinks-

That USB port on him looks decidedly...male.

 

[Njrg]

Maybe I need to get another pet rock to keep mine company when I'm gone...

Get the USB version

Immediately orders one

~! He looks cuwl, now I just need a name... Need to make sure it's a female, since the one I have now is male xD
My male pet rock's name is Henk

Hmmm female name..... -thinks-

That USB port on him looks decidedly...male.

Maybe the male is on the other end ;D