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So one day this woman gave birth to 100 kids. She was lazy and named them all 1-100. But one day they all died on a car crash, except one. That one was 90. 90 then grew up and had kids of her own. One day her children found a dog. But 90 wouldnt let her keep the dog. So the children secretly took the dog and named it 'This' to hide it from 90. It was a clever idea, they could say, Let's take This outside. But one day the kids got careless and This ended up as roadkill.

And from this day forward,

Only 90's kids will remember this.
 

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So one day this woman gave birth to 100 kids. She was lazy and named them all 1-100. But one day they all died on a car crash, except one. That one was 90. 90 then grew up and had kids of her own. One day her children found a dog. But 90 wouldnt let her keep the dog. So the children secretly took the dog and named it 'This' to hide it from 90. It was a clever idea, they could say, Let's take This outside. But one day the kids got careless and This ended up as roadkill.

And from this day forward,

Only 90's kids will remember this.
Booooo
 
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