There are infinite Kingys

[Dionicio3]

There is 3 main Kingys, and an infinite amount of sub Kingys. Here I'll list a few:

The Three Main Kingys

Real Life Kingy (AKA Billy):
This Kingy is very vague and mysterious. Little is known about this one.

GBATemp Kingy (AKA TheKingy34):
This Kingy is a fairly serious Kingy. He tends to correct grammar mistakes and tries to avoid the EoF. When he does go to the EoF, he normally posts a sarcastic comment.

Discord Kingy:
This Kingy is very friendly and childish. He's easy to get along with when you're on his good side. However, when you get on his bad side, all hell breaks loose.

Sub Kingys

These Kingys are based on the above Kingys

Gay Furry Kingy:
This Kingy is a rare Kingy. He only comes out on Discord. This Kingy likes watching gay Pokémon porn.

"Straight" Kingy:
This Kingy always says he's straight, and is a common Kingy. He appears in Discord and GBATemp.

Annoyed Kingy:
This Kingy comes out on Discord if you ping him to much. However, only certain people can summon this one.

Sleepy Kingy:
This Kingy is the most common Kingy. He only appears on Discord and always asks a Skiddo to sleep.

Grammar Nazi Kingy:
This Kingy appears if either Discord Kingy or GBATemp Kingy notices a grammar mistake. If you anger this Kingy, you get even more correctings for the next few minuets. It's better to thank this Kingy than to argue.

Pokéfag Kingy:
This Kingy comes out when Discord Kingy plays Pokémon Moon.

Idiotic Kingy:
This Kingy comes out on Discord when certain people post stupid, spammy messages.

Daddy Kingy:
A fatherly Kingy who takes anyone in as his son/daughter. This one only appears on Discord

 

[Kingy]

*There are infinite Kingys

 

[Dionicio3]

*There are infinite Kingys

Okay Grammar Nazi Kingy, I'll ask a mod to fix that

 

[Dionicio3]

Added another Kingy

 

[drenal]

ok

 

[Alkéryn]

Now this is a gut shitpost :')

 

[Chikaku-chan]

but what about queenys?

 

[Dionicio3]

but what about queenys?

Those don't exist

 

[Chikaku-chan]

Those don't exist

Oh- Well, I will revolt! Petition even, to become the first Queeny... Yeah, just you wait and see!

 

[Dionicio3]

Oh- Well, I will revolt! Petition even, to become the first Queeny... Yeah, just you wait and see!

That's not how it works

 

[Chikaku-chan]

That's not how it works

Why not?!

 

[Dionicio3]

Why not?!

Because @TheKingy34 is gay

 

[Chikaku-chan]

Because @TheKingy34 is gay

O-Oh... Too bad, taking the title 'Queeny'

 

[Dionicio3]

O-Oh... Too bad, taking the title 'Queeny'

That's illegal in the state of Kingy

 

[Chikaku-chan]

That's illegal in the state of Kingy

Well- I am not in the state of Kingy, I'm in the Province of Queeny.

 

[GhostLatte]

This sounds familiar.

https://wiki.gbatemp.net/wiki/I'm_having_a_multiple_personalities_problem

 

[VinsCool]

This sounds familiar.

https://wiki.gbatemp.net/wiki/I'm_having_a_multiple_personalities_problem

Not this nightmare again.

 

[GhostLatte]

Not this nightmare again.

Most of the kiddos in this thread weren't around for that.

 

[Touko White]

this is one of the best posts I have seen in the EOF in a damn long time!

also we should make a petition to get kingy to rename himself to TheKinky34, even my Mac's auto correct seems to say yes

 

[smileyhead]

there are infinite multiverses, thus infinite Kingyes. and this applies to everyone.


chariots-chariots.