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What kind/brand of alarm clock do you have? What kind of alarm to you prefer (radio or sfx)
Works well until you leave them out at night (got all the mice in the shed), they abandon you in favour of someone else in the house (though to be fair I was on the curry so can't blame them), someone else in the house is leaving earlier still and do you a favour by feeding them before they leave (but not so early they try for a double feeding), they wake you up by retching because they are cats (fortunately my bed was by a window, even if being clawed because they think you are throwing them out of it* during their time of need is no fun), by pissing because they are old and demented (by far my least favourite way I have ever been woken up, and that includes having been stung in the ear by a wasp) or their stomach clocks refuse to acknowledge daylight savings/go off ahead of time**.Hah, using unreliable technology for waking up.
Just get a cat!
Works well until you leave them out at night (got all the mice in the shed), they abandon you in favour of someone else in the house (though to be fair I was on the curry so can't blame them), someone else in the house is leaving earlier still and do you a favour by feeding them before they leave (but not so early they try for a double feeding), they wake you up by retching because they are cats (fortunately my bed was by a window, even if being clawed because they think you are throwing them out of it* during their time of need is no fun), by pissing because they are old and demented (by far my least favourite way I have ever been woken up, and that includes having been stung in the ear by a wasp) or their stomach clocks refuse to acknowledge daylight savings/go off ahead of time**.
*was even a sloped roof that she would walk along if you left the other window open.
**the smarter ones might even deliberately claim their stomach clock is going off ahead of time.
Re cockerels. I live by a farm. The ones around here go all night and all day, and sometimes not at all.
better do GOT so song
Judge Dread - Up with the Cock