What are you haiku-ing right now?

[Freudian Lemur]

This is a simple game. It involvers writing a haiku about what you are doing right now.
A haiku is a very simple poem form which consists of three lines (rhyming or non rhyming) of 5 syllables, 7 syllables, and 5 syllables again.
For example:

Haikus are easy
They aren't hard to write at all
Have fun writing them!

The subject is what you are doing right now.
But be warned, anyone who writes a haiku about writing a haiku shall be forever branded as having very little imagination!

I'll start us off.

I'm bored late at night
I'm starting a haiku thread
I should get to bed...

 

[MelodieOctavia]

My stomach grumbles.
Savory smells hit my nose.
Yum! It's Cheese Steak time!

 

[Freudian Lemur]

Now I'm on the bog
Posting with my 3DS
Too much info, eh?

 

[MelodieOctavia]

Hey, i'm still eating!
Now my appetite is gone.
Thanks a freaking bunch!

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Almost dinner time.
The bowl flips, falls to the floor.
Fuck you gravity.

 

[hunter291]

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problem ?

I am so tired
Don`t know what to do. Boring
Eating some pizza

Lol. I am so uncreative

 

[Shinigami357]

Searching and searching
That is what I am doing
Back to it I go

 

[Hydreigon]

I tried to write one.
My imagination sucks.
Can't make a haiku.

 

[Shinigami357]

Writing as always
Yours truly writes what he wants
Like this haiku, see?

 

[Freudian Lemur]

Watching my brother
He's photoshopping
Gary Busey's face.

 

[Slyakin]

Wait Wait Wait Haiku?
What the fuck is a haiku?
Gah, never mind then.

 

[ThatDudeWithTheFood]

Listening to Swing
Enjoying a grand ole time
Fun Fun Fun Fun stuff

 

[Shinigami357]

Here it is friday
Coz yesterday was thursday
Getting down today

 

[Hydreigon]

It's Friday, Friday,
Gotta get down on Friday!
Man, I hate this song.

 

[mrgone]

i am digesting
we had a grand barbeque
refridgerator

 

[Shinigami357]

Now I am hungry
I need to feed the machine
To the fridge I go

 

[BobTheJoeBob]

Sitting on a chair
Browsing the internet, yay!
What an awesome life.

 

[Freudian Lemur]

Making my dinner
It's orange and ginger pork!
A kind of stir fry.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Petty problem plague.
Moderate GBAtemp.
My life drains away.

 

[Devin]

Can you feel our pain?
The souls forgotten by many.
Now you shall join them.

(Playing P3P, I usually don't go into Tartarus to save many of the humans that have wondered in. Eventually, they are forgotten. Oh, and the last line. I'm close to beating the game. No spoilers.)