Meh...bought "the Stanley parable" on steam sale. I'm kind of regretting it, now.
I know I'm not that far in the game yet, but I'm not as impressed as all the critics.
It started out that my character had some serious seizures. Or so I thought. As it turns out, this is a bug if you have the program vJoy installed (to stop it, open up device manager, go to 'Human Interface Devices' and disable vJoy Device before starting the game).
But it didn't get better afterwards. As it turns out, you play as the world's largest dolt. And you're being narrated by Michael Cain (actually Kevan Brighting), who feels the need to pepper it in at every attempt you take at actually DOING SHIT.
I don't mind games where your actions are limited (Dear Esther and the first part of antichamber come to mind), but this is fucking stupid.
Narrator: "Stanley just liked to press buttons."
On screen display: "press B"
Me: <presses every other key...no reaction>
Me: what the fuck...I'm not Pavlov's dog, asshole.
Me: ...
Me: *sigh*
Me: <presses B>
Narrator: "bla, bla, bla, Stanley - that's you - was pathetic and boring. He just wanted to get on with his work."
On screen display: "press X"
Me: fuck you! if I wanted this, I would've bought typing of the dead! *quits game* Yeah...you didn't think I would let a game tell me I don't have a choice, did ya?