Hardware What will you name your Xbox One?

[JoostinOnline]

How about "TVii Knock-off"

Hitler.

Hitler and Judas both went out of style a long time ago.

 

[Arras]

I kinda like the idea of turning XBone into Crossbone.
not that I'd buy one

 

[Gahars]

Hitler and Judas both went out of style a long time ago.

Is Brutus/Cassius back in vogue?

 

[JoostinOnline]

Is Brutus/Cassius back in vogue?

Well with names like that (especially Brutus), you're destined to be the schoolyard bully.


Edit: I actually named my Wii U "Magic Box"

 

[ComeTurismO]

I'll name it lunch. If I ever get an Xbox one, I'll go to my friends house, and i'll say - "Yo, bitch. I gotta get my ass mah lunch. I out, and I comin' back.".

 

[Metoroid0]

HAHAHA i love this thread xD

 

[Rizsparky]

DRM Jr.

 

[mr allen]

i would name mine Telescreen

 

[the_randomizer]

HAHAHA i love this threat xD

I hope you meant "thread"

I kid, I kid.

Maybe the name Windows Vista 2.0 would fit

 

[Metoroid0]

I hope you meant "thread"

I kid, I kid.

Maybe the name Windows Vista 2.0 would fit

Yeah, thread

i'd name it "why did i bought this"


But no, seriously, why everyone hates XBOX one??

 

[Mantis41]

shldvbroughtaps4

 

[the_randomizer]

Yeah, thread

i'd name it "why did i bought this"

Nah, no worries, just wanted to point that out

Xbox Done, Xboner, My X girlfriend, you name it Or hey, how about Clippy?

 

[Metoroid0]

Nah, no worries, just wanted to point that out

Xbox Done, Xboner, My X girlfriend, you name it Or hey, how about Clippy?

Ahaha roflmao lol xD My X girlfriend Xbox done xD Xboner lol ..omg youre good

 

[the_randomizer]

Ahaha roflmao lol xD My X girlfriend Xbox done xD Xboner lol ..omg youre good

Well, I try

 

[Nebz]

XBone. It's really the most ironic and fitting name for the damn thing. Of course, this is if I end up buying one not under some sorta influence. In that case it would have to be named Regret.

 

[Haloman800]

I've been "XBoned'.

 

[Metoroid0]

But seriously, why everyone hates XBOX one??
I mean..it's not even out , is it?

 

[the_randomizer]

But seriously, why everyone hates XBOX one??
I mean..it's not even out , is it?

What Microsoft is doing to it, that's what's wrong. They're doing it wrong. Long gone are the days where consoles solely focus on games.

If you want to play used games, let people use them, not register them on your account or your friend's account

No backwards compatibility, you can't play Xbox 360 games

Kinect 2.0, always watching you, like Hal2000

 

[AceWarhead]

Virtual Boy.

But seriously, why everyone hates XBOX one??

I mean..it's not even out , is it?

It's out... of the game.

 

[jacksprat1990]

Xbox Three.