Where is a woman?

[Noctosphere]

Look, i just need sex
I'm looking for a woman, any would do
As long as she's beautiful, have big natural boobs (i hate the fake ones(
Has a big butt, but is still slim/curvy
She must have blonde hair, pointy ears, very light clothes... you see...?

 

[godreborn]

Look, i just need sex
I'm looking for a woman, any would do
As long as she's beautiful, have big natural boobs (i hate the fake ones(
Has a big butt, but is still slim/curvy
She must have blonde hair, pointy ears, very light clothes... you see...?

Pay me enough and I can be anything you want. Just last week, I was a shy, glasses wearing redhead for @JuanMena . I even periodically bit my lip since he said it turned him on.

 

[CoolMe]

Look, i just need sex
I'm looking for a woman, any would do
As long as she's beautiful, have big natural boobs (i hate the fake ones(
Has a big butt, but is still slim/curvy
She must have blonde hair, pointy ears, very light clothes... you see...?

.. But you're just a cute kitty cat.

 

[CoolMe]

Look, i just need sex
I'm looking for a woman, any would do
As long as she's beautiful, have big natural boobs (i hate the fake ones(
Has a big butt, but is still slim/curvy
She must have blonde hair, pointy ears, very light clothes... you see...?

What if you find one with all of those characteristics, but is not a "woman", would you go for it?

 

[The Catboy]

I retired from being a woman

 

[JuanMena]

Pay me enough and I can be anything you want. Just last week, I was a shy, glasses wearing redhead for @JuanMena . I even periodically bit my lip since he said it turned him on.

How did you know I like redheads?

 

[slaphappygamer]

On my lap.

 

[M7L7NK7]

 

[hippy dave]

Everyone always asking what is a woman, where is a woman, when is a woman, why is a woman... but never how is a woman

 

[SG854]

Everyone always asking what is a woman, where is a woman, when is a woman, why is a woman... but never how is a woman

Because alot of people don't care about the how.

 

[error404bsod]

Look, i just need sex
I'm looking for a woman, any would do
As long as she's beautiful, have big natural boobs (i hate the fake ones(
Has a big butt, but is still slim/curvy
She must have blonde hair, pointy ears, very light clothes... you see...?

You literally described my my sisters date bro

 

[Flame]

You literally described my my sisters date bro

sister?

go on im listening and watching.

 

[sombrerosonic]

I have an idea, Hookers

 

[Flame]

I have an idea, Hookers

blackjack and hookers. two favs

 

[Dr_Faustus]

Look, i just need sex
I'm looking for a woman, any would do
As long as she's beautiful, have big natural boobs (i hate the fake ones(
Has a big butt, but is still slim/curvy
She must have blonde hair, pointy ears, very light clothes... you see...?

Sounds less like you need a woman and more like you need a hole. Toys and imagination is far cheaper and less engaging in the long run. Just go for that.

 

[error404bsod]

Go get a door and remove the handle the stick a dick in it

 

[sombrerosonic]

Go get a door and remove the handle the stick a dick in it

Too harsh on the ding dong, Buy a sex doll instead. Preferring the anime ones as they usually are the ones that meets his requirements. Hope that helps, Cheers!

 

[Dr_Faustus]

Go get a door and remove the handle the stick a dick in it

He is trying to get off, not trying to remove a loose tooth, come on man..

 

[sombrerosonic]

He is trying to get off, not trying to remove a loose tooth, come on man..

If he were to do that his peter, he would have to explain to the hospital on how his dick is cover in splinters

 

[JuanMena]

I'm looking for a woman

Have you checked your kitchen recently?