Pokemon Go is still a poorly implemented, buggy mess

Just a quick opinion piece. I don't think it's me that doesn't like the game as much as it's the game that doesn't like me. I'm shocked at how terribly they implemented most of the features this game has. It's absolutely a winning concept and personally I thought it would be hard to mess up.

Let's start with the launch. First of all, it was released in different regions on different days with no indication of when specific places would be able to download the app, leading a lot of people to download the APK and end up banned. That was the first major problem. Secondly, the server was absolutely horrible. I could not log in to the game for 4 days after release and even then Trainer Club accounts were still disabled. It was extremely frustrating and possibly the worst game launch in recent history.

But forget about the launch, Pokemon mobile game hype!!! Right??

I consider myself a big Pokemon fan, which may be part of the reason I'm disappointed. Let's go over some of the basic flaws of the game:

  • The game is extremely boring and near impossible to play without spending on Pokeballs unless you live in an area with a lot of Pokestops;
  • Egg hatching is broken and only counts about a third of the distance you actually walk, requiring you to keep your phone screen on the whole time;
  • Most of the pokemon available to catch are garbage, especially in suburban or rural areas, and to progress you just have to catch the same stuff over and over and over again;
  • The GPS feature is much worse than an app like Google Maps, it's extremely insensitive or overly sensitive depending on some unknown variable which changes on the day to day;
  • It's extremely easy to hack the game, allowing people to dominate the gyms through cheating;
  • Speaking of the gyms, the battle system makes absolutely no sense, but it's not like you have a chance unless you devote all your time and energy to PoGo;
  • The footprint feature has been broken for weeks, and has since been completely removed. Not that it was helpful to begin with;
  • Overall, the app is horribly unoptimized, it drains 2% battery per minute on my phone which sucks about half my battery away for a casual play session;
  • It's too competitive, and much more so than it is a casual, fun experience, since all the focus seems to be on leveling up and CP.

TL;DR: Unless you live in a big city it's hard to get the experience intended due to the game's lack of optimization and its overly-competitive nature.

Now I'm not just a whiner. I have an idea to fix most of the problems involved:

  • Upgrade the servers to something more reliable, considering how much revenue the game is generating I'm sure it's within Niantic's reach;
  • Crack down on cheaters;
  • Fix the battery drain and GPS issues;
  • Add more pokemon and pokestops in rural areas, because right now, 50% of the playerbase is not getting anything near the intended experience.

And the big one:
  • Every few months, have the "season" reset. Delete everyone's pokemon, but store their Pokedex progress in a national dex which is tied to the account.
  • Each season, declare the winning team at the end, so there can be actual, non-arbitrary competition between them;
  • At the beginning of each new season, swap out the pokemon for the next region; for example, next season would be Johto, the next would be Hoenn, and so on.

Not only would this give casual players a chance at the gyms, it would amplify the teams system and add a focus on collecting pokemon. It seems like a completely reasonable system that would help freshen up the experience every once in a while, otherwise people are just going to quit.

And that's it.
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For the summer I'm at my grandma's which is near toronto but not quite there. So I'm a little in between. There isn't pokestops and Pokemon everywhere but when you start moving you are able to do things! I've been playing for most of what it's been out and I see all its flaws but I'm having a blast. It's the thing I've always dreamed of when playing pokemon as a really young boy. Like who can say they never wished they were in the Pokemon world? And now I'm able to just catch pokemon all around. It's fun to see who I can fill into my desk and especially see who can do better with my cousin being near! The game isn't great but I think my imagination is sure turning it into the fantasy I wanted. I also occasionally meet some people around which is fun. I also get to explore. I've been to my grandma's house so many times believe me and I'm aloud to go pretty far. But trust me I've seen things I've never known were there! And it's all fun competition with the gyms where me and my team get to claim an area and I get to fight with others. Something funny was it was late in the night I was with my mom, and I went to a gym. There were two other guys there who brought there car. From before there were members of my team so I was training against them. But then one of those filthy team mystic members took it over with an 877 Co scyther. So I challenged it with my 666 Cp hypno. And I demolished it! Then the other guy was on my team, he claimed it before I could (didn't matter cause we were same team) and then I put my hypno there. And the guy knew and saw that I was really young ( ;) shhhh) so then he went laughing and saying like WHAT to the other guy. Lmao that was funny. Overall I've had some pretty good times with pokemon go and I will continue to play!
 
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I was enjoying the game, up until this update fucking broke the game! Pokemon Go? More like Pokemon Gone, because I am done
 
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What isn't broken? Pokemon are now harder to catch, they removed the foot steps, they still haven't fixed any of the previous bugs from before, server issues are still a problem, and so much more. This update is just a slap in the face for those who stuck with Pokemon Go these past few weeks and honestly, that's just insulting.
 
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Oh I guess I didn't update yet
 
Fun fact. If youwant more pokestops, theres a form you can fill out. Also, I'vebeen catching pokemon with 600cp and up out where i live in the middle bum fudge nowhere.
 
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I love the season idea!
Anyway, you're right. It's been weeks and what has Niantic done? Removed features, not bugs. People are quitting, and even though I'll hold out, I KNOW I've walked at least 30 KM, and my eggs don't give a fuck. The candy and combat systems need to be redone, grinding by catching is stupid and wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too tedious, and overall everything's just broken. Given enough time I'll quit, even though I don't play the game seriously.
 
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Me and a friend just went to some pizza place to grab a Hawaiian pizza and I tried playing PKGO there using Shaw Open WiFi and Pokemon Go didn't load correctly until we got back to her house. :^)
 
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I am not just quitting, I am getting a damn refund! I am pissed! I stood by them through the past few weeks of dealing with their bullshit and then we get this? That's a slap in the genitals!
 
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I wish there was more pokestops in my town. I can walk to 3 with a decent bit of walking and then I have to go a crazy long way to find any more. Then when you see a youtuber pull out their phone, they've got a pokestop on every block!
 
hey, just curious but... can you look me in the eyes and tell me niantic doesn't want to fix this? that they not only don't want to fix their game, but don't want to improve it? ever?
 
My guess is that the latest update removed currently broken features (like battery saver on some devices and footsteps) to make the game playable while they fix them. But I don't understand why they made pokemon run away more, which is just frustrating.
 
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They fucked it up, they suffer. We stood by them for 3 weeks, dealing with their problems. But this is the update we got? Not acceptable.
 
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