A woman in Florida is said to have objectophila, a condition that makes her physically and emotionally attracted to inanimate objects instead of people. In an interview with Metro, she stated that she grew up being attracted to all sorts of objects, from GPS devices, iPods, treadmills etc.

After breaking up with Pierre, her calculator, her love for Tetris grew so strong that she intends to marry her copy once she graduates, with a proper ceremony and her family and friends in attendance.

It started when I would play this game called Smash Run and I would hear the Tetris theme and I thought it was nice. Every time I heard it I would want to play Tetris. All I did was play this game and kept thinking I want to play Tetris.

I think Tetris is so beautiful, he is about perfection and he stimulates your mind. Physically I get that feeling that people in relationships get – that you know they are the right one.

I love him so much and get an immense sense of satisfaction with him. I have a strong connection with him and have invested so much in him.

The full interview is available here.

Source

 

[MushGuy]

Has she considered going to a mental health institute? Has anyone actually considered taking her there?

 

[Joom]

Honestly, if this was 10-15 years ago, where I had no concept of marriages and divorce rates, I would think this is stupid. Now? Come on, this means their marriage will last a long time.

Except she gave a name and personality to her calculator, which she broke up with for Tetris. At any time this relationship can turn south because of this imaginary personality. In reality I see this lady becoming horribly depressed later in life, which is incredibly sad.

 

[WiiUBricker]

Dat moment when GBATemp news reporters run out of ideas and report about some random shit lol

bla bla bla and a couple of other quotes I can’t be bothered to quote here:

Seriously, you guys bashing the site and reporters need to chill. First off, this came from a piece of junk regular, not gbatemp’s staff. If you need something to bash on, bash me (I can take it).

Second, this piece of shit regular couldn’t care less about views, clickbait, internet points or the sort (hint: I don’t get paid nor do I get access to the secret porn section and neither do the reporters, unlike those from other news sites who do this for a living and may be under pressure to reach their weekly quota or something. This may be a shock but this community is actually run by the community!). I do this for fun and for the sake of improving my lackluster writing skills.

Third, the woman in question surely did the interview voluntarily, fully aware that it will be covered, frontpaged and commented on by gaming news outlets and its readers.

Fourth, if you have a problem with something like that being front paged, are you going to other sites and question why they front paged their stories, too?

And lastly, did I mention that you guys need to chill?

 

[bi388]

I'm not surprised. Humanity is socially, and morally falling apart in this impersonal digital age. You are going to see more and more if this idiotic behavior. I have already noticed that more and more people have deeper emotions for a cat/dog than they could ever have for a human being. Half the population is gay anymore, and more and more people are turning to beastiality with their pets. Not a good recipe for avoiding extinction. Great to be a human living in this modern day and age due to all the comforts, and technologies. But sad in many ways at the same time.

Ok so. 1. Half the population is not gay wtf? 2. Even if they were, how is that a sign of us falling apart socially in the digital age? Being gay has no connection to technology. Are you saying gay people socialize less? And are you implying being gay is wrong? Cause if so fuck off with your homophobia. 3. Pretty sure the amount of bestiality in the world is going no where but down considering we now have all kids of laws that I'm sure 99.9% of people support against bestiality, and it was much more common thousands of years ago. 4. The human species population is way to goddamn high, we could afford to lose a billion or two due to people reproducing less. There would be more food to go around and less destruction to the planet.

 

[TetrisWoman]

"Suffer" lol I enjoy every minute of it

 

[Joom]

"Suffer" lol I enjoy every minute of it

Lolwut? Speaking of the devil.

 

[brickmii82]

"Suffer" lol I enjoy every minute of it

Pics or you ain’t her.

 

[supergamer368]

"Suffer" lol I enjoy every minute of it

Did you really just make an account named after this article and whatnot just to say that?

 

[Joom]

I'm not surprised. Humanity is socially, and morally falling apart in this impersonal digital age. You are going to see more and more if this idiotic behavior. I have already noticed that more and more people have deeper emotions for a cat/dog than they could ever have for a human being. Half the population is gay anymore, and more and more people are turning to beastiality with their pets. Not a good recipe for avoiding extinction. Great to be a human living in this modern day and age due to all the comforts, and technologies. But sad in many ways at the same time.

Citation needed.

 

[Kioku]

"Suffer" lol I enjoy every minute of it

Why must people make fake accounts for poor troll attempts? :|

 

[Joom]

Why must people make fake accounts for poor troll attempts? :|

Wait for the shoe on the head before calling troll.

 

[Kioku]

Wait for the shoe on the head before calling troll.

It's so blatantly obvious it's not even funny.

 

[Joom]

It's so blatantly obvious it's not even funny.

I know, but a part of me wants this lady to post a picture of herself with a shoe on her head.

 

[Astral_]

She might even dump Tetris for Reebok.

 

[Minox]

It's so blatantly obvious it's not even funny.

IP seems to match the supposed location of this person so I wouldn't be incredibly dismissive of the claim (not that I would assume it to be true either though).

 

[Kioku]

IP seems to match the supposed location of this person so I wouldn't be incredibly dismissive of the claim (not that I would assume it to be true either though).

That's borderline creepy..

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@brickmii82 is it you? You're liking a suspicious amount of comments...

 

[brickmii82]

Part of me is yearning for that to be her.....

 

[xpoverzion]

Ok so. 1. Half the population is not gay wtf? 2. Even if they were, how is that a sign of us falling apart socially in the digital age? Being gay has no connection to technology. Are you saying gay people socialize less? And are you implying being gay is wrong? Cause if so fuck off with your homophobia. 3. Pretty sure the amount of bestiality in the world is going no where but down considering we now have all kids of laws that I'm sure 99.9% of people support against bestiality, and it was much more common thousands of years ago. 4. The human species population is way to goddamn high, we could afford to lose a billion or two due to people reproducing less. There would be more food to go around and less destruction to the planet.

To me, wanting to stick your dick up another guy's ass is as much a twisted perversion as pedophilia, and beastiality. And don't give me the argument that some people are just born gay, and wired like that from birth. That same argument goes for pedophiles as well. It still doesn't mean it's right, and it's still a disgusting perversion in my mind. So yeah, I'm not afraid to say that I disagree with it. As for the increase in beastiality, that's just the logical progression when you have more and more people sharing a deeper connection with their dogs and cats than they could ever share with another human being.

 

[brickmii82]

That's borderline creepy..

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@brickmii82 is it you? You're liking a suspicious amount if comments...

Nah bro, I’m just dying here lmao!

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I think this may qualify for Golden Thread status....

 

[Kioku]

Nah bro, I’m just dying here lmao!

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I think this may qualify for Golden Thread status....

There's a small chance it might be her.. It'd make this story that much weirder.

Why would someone make an account to validate a weird preference? Weirder things have happened I guess?