[Adults only] I masturbated so hard I felt broken.

[smileyhead]

I'm not quite sure about that...

Be!

 

[hobbledehoy899]

Be!

Mother?

 

[rastsan]

Still no details? How long am going to have to wait? IS it one of those things where you are mentally exhausted from it? Or was is some weird happenstance long frigging orgy like experience... My curiousity is really peaked now I HAVE TO KNOW!

 

[Yil]

Still no details? How long am going to have to wait? IS it one of those things where you are mentally exhausted from it? Or was is some weird happenstance long frigging orgy like experience... My curiousity is really peaked now I HAVE TO KNOW!

You keep doing it rapidly until you feel like a piece of you is coming out. That is not your soul, so no permanent risk there.

 

[Deleted User]

This hurt to read

 

[rastsan]

I was asking for details of what you did...
"doing rapidly"???? with spit, lube, banana peel, doll, silk, socks, oil, cooking oil, vinegar, soap, feces, urine? both hands, your feet, insects, wax, cardboard, other toys? DETAILS.... yes I could go on and on...

strange moment there... you know technically a piece of you is coming out right?....

 

[DinohScene]

Why aren't you banned yet?

 

[smileyhead]

Why aren't you banned yet?

That would be a better question for @hacksn5s4.

 

[rastsan]

I am curious as to whom you are talking about banning the thread starter or the people on it. (Keep it in the eof and give lots of warning or go elsewhere... I was told once). Simple if it bothers you just ask the thread to be closed...
is there still a report button?
edit there it is by when this was posted... so easy to see tooo.......

 

[2Hack]

just came here to say fuck birdman. pos stopping Tha Carter V from coming out

 

[Yil]

I was asking for details of what you did...
"doing rapidly"???? with spit, lube, banana peel, doll, silk, socks, oil, cooking oil, vinegar, soap, feces, urine? both hands, your feet, insects, wax, cardboard, other toys? DETAILS.... yes I could go on and on...

strange moment there... you know technically a piece of you is coming out right?....

I don't know and I don't care. What matters is it feels really good when I was not trying to do it.
You feel like a piece of your spirit is forced out. That is still not your soul so no need to worry that much.

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Why aren't you banned yet?

Cause the last time I as banned everyone thinks I am scamming when I just want to start a project. I will come back with that when I have something more practical.
I am probably going to track down burning desire and find a way to turn her into a real girl at some point (that she can get pregnant, or maybe I will be a bastard and find a way women can reproduce by scissoring and block out reproduction with men). Also this entire paragraph is intended to be a joke, or am I?

 

[smileyhead]

Cause the last time I as banned

There are only permabans on this site. Temporary bans are Suspensions. (iirc)
Is this a dupe?

 

[Boogieboo6]

There are only permabans on this site. Temporary bans are Suspensions. (iirc)
Is this a dupe?

And with amazing detective work, the legendary smileyhead took down the dastardly Yil. His next target? hacksn5s4. Will the great smileyhead take down the terror of GBATemp? Or will he succumb to the god that is hacksn5s4? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

 

[Chary]

...men have weird problems

 

[Boogieboo6]

...men have weird problems

Did you just assume my gender? :^)

 

[GhostLatte]

...men have weird problems

I sexually identify as a toaster. Please Understand™.

 

[rastsan]

so intense he cannot remember how... getting the feeling this was a spam/teaser post and waste of my time... ohs wells...

 

[2Hack]

I sexually identify as a toaster. Please Understand™.

literally my life. ppl dont understand how i can love toasters. They just don't understand me

edit: it's also disrespectful to my wife. especially to my wife

 

[rastsan]

how can toasters be disrespectful to your wife?
or was it the other person toasting your wife that is disrespectful... or the act of that was? too much weird appliance related sex...

 

[2Hack]

how can toasters be disrespectful to your wife?
or was it the other person toasting your wife that is disrespectful... or the act of that was? too much weird appliance related sex...

It's disrespectful to not have faith in my love for my toaster wife.