Okay...I'm digging this one up because it's a sharp one.
First off: our company isn't in the best of weather. You know the drill: the CEO telling everyone we have to be cost efficient, and all users who immediately think they're the lone exception. One guy even managed to weasel in a trade-in for the regular (aka: embarrassingly slow) laptops for a new, high end model...because he convinced the director of ICT somehow that it was crucial for when he displayed powerpoint presentations (I
WISH I was making this up).
It's this very same guy that called me today (while I was in the middle of a business meeting with my boss and our spokesman of the ICT deliverer).
He wanted me to install the drivers of his new mouse.
I was a bit confused. Mice are standard. The drivers are already on all the images.
No, he said. This was his own mouse. He had just purchased it. With his own money.
Me: I'm sorry. We don't support hardware that isn't purchased through our own vendor. Who gave you permission to buy this?
(keep note: we have quite a lot of spare mice. Not even the standard mouse we give with each laptop in addition to the touch pad on the thing).
This is where he got vague. Instead of giving me a straight answer, he halfheartedly tried to tell me that it wasn't about hardware but about software (drivers). Of course I replied that it's about a MOUSE, and that a mouse is HARDWARE.
Then he went with the intimidating "Do you know who I am?" route.
Alas for him...
Me: yes. As a matter of fact, I
DO know who you are.
What I
didn't say: "a simple teacher who jerks off on computer specs and thinks the sun shines out of his ass".
You can guess the rest: he hadn't ordered anything. His superiors most likely didn't know anything. Whether or not he was going to declare the cost of the mouse as a work cost is something I'd rather not speculate upon (in other words: you can bet your ass on it), but he never figured that normal users don't have the right to install just about any fucking USB device ever.
I noted that I was in an important meeting*, and suggested to bring it to their discussion. He'd rather not.
I wanted to talk to his supervisor. He wouldn't tell me who it was.
He ended the call almost crying. The "I don't want to be talked to in this fasion
" kind of tone.
*if the phone was in the same spot, I would have put it on speaker. And thinking of it, I'm kinda sorry that I didn't gesture everyone outside the meeting room around the phone.