I don't think the Disney channel is that crap. The shows are mediocre at best. You have to keep in mind this is for kids maybe 13>, max.
Some of the shows are okay or meh.
They are not unbearable enough to make me want to throw a fit like the rest of you.
What i don't like is that most of the time you know what they are going to say to try to be funny. That just kills it, for they would use the same joke a few times in the show.
I like the cartoons currently on though, uh Phineas and Ferb and the Emperor's new School or something. They are original and the jokes are silent, which i like.
I think Hannah Montana is meh. The jokes are over used, and useually it is sub-par, but at some times it can be okay.
The wizard of Waverly or something, its okay also. The main character is funny, she has a nice personality. Some ideas there are very corny though, and some jokes are corny. A few jokes there are unique though, because they do some kinds of magic joke thingys.
What was that other show, uh I think it was...
Zack and Cody something life? Anyways, that show is a bit funny, and very corny. Like half and half. It gets boring before the first commercial break.
Oh yeah, and the Jonas Brothers and hsm, they are maybe a bit sub-par. They are not fucking fags who are gay in every way. That role is savedby the lazy creators who put over-used jokes into the shows. The songs are not terrific, but they do not make my ears bleed either.
They are very pop. And guess who pop songs are aimed at?
You guessed it, 13 year olds and less. My little brother at 9 likes High School Musical. The songs are not bad. He also likes Linkin Park, which is what? A totally different genre. People on this site will generally vote Disney is gay and shit, because you do not like that kind of shows and music. You people like rock, punk and some of you maybe emo, but I'm pretty sure none of you likes very pop music.
And the other shows i actually enjoy(ish) watch are That's so Raven, which was original and quite funny, and the classic animated movies and new pixar movies and the such. They are good things.
Maybe you can take the time to watch one episode of something on Disney Channel leaving behind your bias-ness and maybe, just maybe, you would not break your TV's and come screaming to the internet. Seriously. Its not gay porn you're watching. (unless you're into that kind of thing, in that case, lesbian porn, unless you are into that, then squirrel porn, and don't talk to me about that)